Things that various characters in the movie series might eat or serve:
“Han Solo’s Lightsaber-Sliced Tauntaun”
“Emperor Palpatine’s Force-Lightning Roasted Jedi”
“Jabba the Hut’s Live Giant Space Frog appetizers”
“Luke Skywalker’s Dagobah Emergency Ration Surprise”
“Lando Calrissian’s Cloud City Betrayal Luncheon” (not so much a recipe as an event!)
“C-3POs Funeral-pyre cooked Jawa”
I’m sure you smart folks can come up with some of your own, or embellishments for these…
Chewie Chocolate Chip Wookiees!
“Tusken Raider Sand-wiches”
Are all the recipes half-baked?
Aunt Beru’s creamy blue milk
Anakin Skywalker’s floating peaches, with disappearing bites
Frozen Han Solo Pop
Leia’s Cinnamon Buns
Lando’s Chocolate Clouds… what?
Jar Jar Tartare.
Boba Fettucini with Grand Admiral Prawns.
I’m surprised no one mentioned the Star Wars Cookbook I and II.
Not sure about the recipes but some of the names are good.
Hoth Froth - Iced Latte (Naturally it would be sold at Jabba the Hut’s Java Hut.)
Chewbacca pound cake
Luke Skywalkers BBQ womprat
trash monsters whatever you find in the crevasis of your garbage disposal salad
Princess Leia’s cocaine cube to be served at all Star Wars Christmas Specials
For some reason, I think Senator Palpatine sells juicers late at night with a studio audience
I can’t believe I missed this one.
My favorite so far though is the Boba Fett-ucine with Grand Admiral Prawns.
How about Hayden Christensen as Annakin Skywalker serving up some Whiny Brat-wurst?
Yoda’s Bubbling Swamp Stew?
And from the thinly veiled racial stereotypes kitchen:
Watoo’s Stuffed Grape Leaves and Hoummus
Boss Nass’ Chitlins and Collard Greens, and
The Trade Federation’s Dinner Special: You pick one entree from column A, two from column B, and get an egg roll and wonton soup.
well, a stick up the ass would explain the look on his face
Darth Mal’s cherry and licorice balls
Deep fried Admiral Akbar rings, served with marinara sauce and peppers.
Sarlac Open Pit BBQ
Salacious Crumbcake
Mynok Nog
Greed-Oh’s
Stir fried Ewok
And finally…For taste and more it’s Ran-cor!
Unfortunately subject to product recall: Causes your voice to change without notice.
Something they actually eat.
Yoda’s snake stew
Something I want to eat
Amidala’s used panties
Tatooine Tandoori with fried Jawa and served on a bed of Tuskin Couscous. The appetizer will be Bantha Butter Buns.
Han-fried Greedo
The Ewok’s Spit-Roasted Space Pirate