The Straight Dope Bar Fight

what the hell do you mean you don’t want to play anymore? you can’t just stop MPD. so what, you regenerated a limb. I’ve already gotten in a few good shots with the beer.

Running around bar in circles avoiding wrath of feelyat.

Hey wait a second. If you can regenerate limbs, why didn’t you do that for the plan then you could have used two legs to hit people instead of sausages.

The twisted webs you create. I’m a scorpio if that’s what you meant.

Why are you getting all technical with me? I’m only a little kid. :o( I’m not very smart.
Can I buy you a drink? ;o)

you say that, but i don’t know too many little kids who would try to buy alcohol for a minor.

what kind of little kid are you? what did your parents do to you?

:thwap:

running again

Blind runs up the stairs (always a second floor in these bars) to the balcony, takes careful aim with her gun (loaded with superhero piercing bullets) and shoots down the chandleier … it falls in slowmotion to encompass SteelJaw, trapping his arms and knocking him somwhat silly

Go get 'em Feelyat! I’m gonna slide down the bannister, kicking John down while he attempts to sleep against the spindles … Yee Ha!

Goes to bar, tosses back a three shots tequilla, breaks stoll over the barkeeps head

Want me to ride my bike around in here and see who gets up and runs?

Does 16 count as a little kid?

Hey!! Why’d ya thwap me?!!?

Hey! SteelJaw is my friend!!

<rips off leg and throws it at Blind>

<regnerates new leg and runs away>

16! Why, you’re just a baby! ducks as three rolls of duct tape flies at her head

Well, if I’m a baby nobody should try to hurt me!!! :oD Good idea?

I only incapacitated him for ya … what you choose to do with him whilst he’s trussed up like a holiday pig is up to you, sweetie!! (Use your imagination :))

bwa ha ha. I have a steel jaw jaw jaw.

:that was a poem:

and so steeljaw chews through the crystal
walks over to feelyat
thwaps her again and rips off one of her legs
then sticks the leg in the spokes of blind’s bike

steeljaw is triumphant yet again

oh yeah, then he walks over to the bar and throws back three shots of apple juice, cause he’s a minor.

You’re in a bar fight! Expect to be hurt, we don’t actually card anyone in here … :slight_smile:

stacks like cord wood all the unconcious brawlers

sorry about the leg feely, but i needed it

I think I’ll sing show tunes to him!!! :oD And if he’s cute I’ll make him promise to go out with me for setting him free…or buy me things. If he isn’t cute I’ll properly dispose of him.

steeljaw pushes over the stacked unconscious, rendering all of blind’s hard work useless.

Steeljaw, are you like 10 years old?

OOO! A leg in my spoke, a leg in my spoke! LOL! Glad it’s not mine!

removes feely’s leg, mounts bike and rides up to bar brandishing the leg at the barkeep

Apple Jack for all my concious mates!!

you women and your superficial attitudes. always treating men like a piece of cute meat, and if they’re not cute, like a piece of ugly meat.

I have a new leg now, no big deal. <runs and hides behind bar…if it’s still intact>

if by ten you mean seventeen…then yeah.

You’re spokes are wrecked damn it. Drop feely’s leg now. Don’t make me go medieval on your ass.

If he’s, like 10, we’re in a lot of trouble here … LOL!

OOoo! I’d no idea we can post only every 60 secs… doesn’t anyone realize how much carnage can be missed in a bar fight in a minutes time!!!