The Straight Dope Bar Fight

Blah blah…piece of meat…So, are ya cute? ;o)

My spokes aren’t ruined … they’re regenerating spokes!

Besides, I wasn’t moving at the time. Really Steel, timing is everything… :slight_smile:

Midevil on my ass? Oh! Promises, promises …

I know, Blind! That’s fascist, in my opinion!! Would ir be fascist? It certainly isn’t communistic…hmmm…

yeah, i do, i feel your pain blind

but now i’m just gonna make you feel pain

That’s clever huh? see how i just turned that around and made it all like an insult or a threat or something?

maybe you should take notes, here

:flings sharpened pencil at blind:
:hits her on the eraser side:

damn, that one had some potential.

Hmm … maybe we need to take this fight to the administrators hourse, eh? We need to revolt!

I used to be cute, but after all the bar fights i’ve been in, i’m downright gorgeous.

you know blind, you have a knack for doing things that can’t be done, like taking legs out of your spokes 'n stuff, wanna be a superhero

Hmmm…This is a singles’ bar, right?

OO! ow ow! hit me with an eraser will ya!!

pulls from chaps pocket a chalk board eraser

Now eat you words Steel!! Feel the pain! Hurtles eraser at Steel, chalk dust trailing behind it

If it’s a school supply fight you want that’s what you’ll get!!

Breaks chalkboard into small pieces, eats them

Well, I couldn’t throw them, now could I. Might put an eye out … Feely, stop running with those scissors!!

So…you used to be Edward Norton cute, and now you’re Brad Pitt cute?

I tried a mutiny earlier today, didn’t work out so well

A few people hate me now

:upon hearing this sad sad story, blind lets guard down to be sympathetic and understanding, steel lays the smack down then runs:

I, too, can be a superhero?! Oh wow … sure! cool … Do I get, like, a big red B on my chest??

<sigh> Well, I’m afraid 3:30 AM is my bedtime. I can’t seem to successfully hit on steel anyway.

I would say that about sums up my transformation, feely.

Thanks for your consideration with the eye thing blind,
hey wait, eye - blind whoa, that’s just freaky
I’ve got enough problems with a steeljaw, plus if you put out one of my eyes i would have to change my name to steeljawglasseye or glasseyesteeljaw and that would just be plain inconvenient.

I mean, what’s a bar fight without inconvenience.

:tosses container of paste at blind:

whoa hey
i have your aol name

:thwap:

i’ll stalk you later

don’t feel left out

LOL!!! don’t care if you’re cute or not, you’re funny! And no one hates you for asking to change the thread name… well, I didn’t and I’m no one …

ducks jar but gets paste all over hair

Now you’ve done it ! lol … it’s time for …

FINGER PAINTS !!!

Tosses a jar of FEEL GOOD RED at steel

did i say stalk

i meant talk

no, not yellow, i hate yellow

what are you doing :frantic: mixing colors

oh my god

knock it off aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

jumps over bar and finds…solvent

dum dum duuuuuu

you’re fingerpaints are no match for my…solvent

Stalk to you later, talk to you later … it’s all the same

Feely … see ya later, the fight will still be here. Get rested and come back in swingin’ , eh?

starts spraying generous amounts of solvent onto desired area to be cleansed

WHAT???

doesn’t work…Damn watered down low budget public school cleaning materials

please have mercy on me

You’re a stalker too? Cool! We have a common hobby!

Blind, thank you for being so nice! :oD
And as for steel, I’ll talk to you later, you foxy thing.