woooooooooo, sauc-ay
:thwap:
We gals haveta stick together and speaking of sticking …
*Tosses bucket of cement glue over bar and onto steel’s head … *
You and your solvent are no match for my glue … and no inhaling or you’ll never get to be president!!
rumages about and finds several rulers…
Ah-HA!!! hehehehe
*runs to find the kitchen … *
Hey, while your in the kitchen will you bake some cookies, i’m almost out.
but honestly, can we take a break from the carnage to enjoy some nice tea and crumpets. see look, i set it up myself.
No, no, that’s not a mace you see behind my back, it’s…er… a tool to help you fix the spoke on your bike that i broke with feely’s leg. Come over here, let me show it to you.
'Til we meet again, mi amigos.
Okay … aww, now sweet! Crumpets and tea … it’s been months since I’ve indulged and such a nice table you set, too! 
turns back, shoves ruler into bottle of whisky, set fire to ruler
No need to help me with my chair … just take a seat …
Sorry about the improper spelling. I should have said, “'Til we meet again, mis amigos.” I forgot the “s.” Ok…now I’m off to bed!
on a very serious note, visit the superhero headquarters and enlist.
we could really use your help. I have to go to bed so I can wake up tomorrow and give my car it’s weekly repairs.
tomorrow evening, the campaign begins.
it looks like you and you alone blind are victorious tonight. but next time…well that’s a different story.
the important thing here is that this bar fight has brought us all closer together. if only the world had more bar fighters like us, it would be a better place.
:steel walks through the shutter doors of the saloon, but not before chucking the ultimate schoolhouse weapon at blind…some kid who wet his pants.
take that sucker
See ya later Feely! … Not sure Steel will be able to say the same in a few minutes … bwaahhahahaha!
i quit while i still have all my appendages.
can’t say the same about feely.
but at least i don’t have juvenile urine all over my chaps.
i think maybe this was a moral victory for me.
Oh no … wounded by the unsuspected wet kid toss … OY!
Yet, I’m the last one standing so that makes me the winner!
*looks around at broken tables, broken glass, broken bar, broken people … *
heh heh … I’m honored. Really. I am …
steel pops up from underneath one of the lifeless bodies and hits blind over the head with a wallaby
that’s right, a wallaby.
then runs out of bar, home to bed, knowing that he, is in fact victorious…
A wallaby? A wallaby! LOL! (Pulls kangaroo out of tight leather vest)
:thwap!!:
You’ve been thumped by a kanga tail! Now go home and cry to your mum, get a glass of warm milk and climb into bed. Tomorrow is another day, my friend!!
AMATEURS!!
Dammit!! Who let Dave escape??! You kids!! Which one of you was supposed to be guarding the Dave-puck??
They let duct-tape Dave get away? Incompetant fools…
SEIZE HIM!
Well, I’m sure we could always find a replacement, unless you have other plans 
No no
Look, I’ve got duct tape dave right here.
I had the foresight to take him over to my house when i went to sleep cause no one would be gurading him.
Yeah, i made him sleep in the pool.
Here you go guys, he’s all yours
:takes painting of poker playing dogs off wall and leaves:
::emerges from the pickle barrel he was hiding in while the kids were watching the store::
Weenies! You can’t keep The Dave-Guy duct taped forever!!
::demonstrates a variety of Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan moves and gets medieval on Audrey and Myrr::
Take that, dastardly villains! Make a proto-olympic sport outa me, willya!
::Turns to Persephone and Sakura::
And you two!
::conks their heads together until little birds circle their skulls, twittering::
That’s what happens to anti-Dave consipirators!
Well which is it going to be: Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan? They’re not the same style at all…
snares Dave’s legs, strings him upside-down from ceiling
New sport: tether-Dave!
whack
yeah, bruce lee did geet kn do and jackie chan does his own stunts.
anywhoooooo, I got first game. at my old school i was tetherball champion for three straight years and i was a short kid.
:hits dave around tether pole:
two questions, where did this fine tether ball pole come from and how was it sleeping in my pool last night, Dave?
::thinks “little do they know I’ve created my own moves from a combination of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan. Bwahahahaha, they’re doomed!”::
I’m getting tired of this game, boys.
::demonstrates a nifty half-gainer-type move and frees himself while simultaneously pulling Steeljaw’s pants down around his ankles and locking Myrr’s hair in the cashbox::
OOh! Lookie! Later, when Dave is all tethered out, we can play Pinota Dave!
chews on candy cigarette 'cause it’s hard to ride and keep lighted at the same time
G’afternoon all! All rested up for more fun? Oh, btw … I’m BlindFaithe, new to the board but not to life.
kicks pickle barrel over and searches for the piano player among the bodies draped over the banister
Gotta have tunes whilst we fight, don’tchya think?