The Straight Dope Bar Fight

EEK!!!

OOOoooo… this mud feels great!!

Ok who’s spilt all this guinness ? I’ll mop the floor with you.

:eek:

Coldy and Techchick mud wrestling , cool.

:: Pulls a bar chair over pours a Bushmills and starts to enjoy the show. ::

Hey! Coldfire’s over there ---->points finger

Come on in Milo… the mud is great!

Sure you can try!!! Here ya go, missy!
hands over a six shooter

I didn’t spill no friggin’ Guinness, Yojimbo. You know Clog Boy ain’t like that.

It was Globe-Trotter.

“Ang, help me here!”

Hey Milo, Yojimbo… are you the male strippers? Do the full monty for us. :smiley:

It was me! :smiley:

OK Techie!!

I have a gun now… and I have no idea how to use it!!

Notices that Persephone’s shirt has become very wet and clingy from seltzer spray-back. Also notices that all the excitement has … “hardened” Persephone’s persona …

Hey there … :wink:

Yeah, right. I’d never spill beer, unless it was American beer.

that’s it enough jumping around like an idiot…

wedgies for all…

zoiks!

“Ang, throw that baby over here”

< techchick looks at it with her NRA trained eye, ah it’s just a squirt gun filled with tequila >

“Ang, have a shot!” < Ang opens mouth, techchick squits tequila in Ang’s mouth and then in Coldy’s mouth >

“Ah damn I have mud in my suit!”

And you still havent found that ice cube.

  • runs and hides behind someone*

Glad I brought wedgie-proof underwear…

I believe I have the perfect weapon for this fight.

:: pulls out whip ::

wwssshh Crack

Who wants to be first?

Wow, over 90m replies within the hour, all because I got a little bored :wink:

Clog Boy is going to sleep now. Please feel free to continue to inflict bodily harm upon one another untill I return.

Techie, that mud needs more water. And ladies, please. Show us some skin here. We’re just a bunch of guys looking for a good time :smiley:

Hell, I’m not even wearing any. :wink:

[very high pitched voice]

If I ever get my special stripper thongs back from where the sun don’t shine you’ll rue the day ponch.

[/very high pitched voice]