The Straight Dope Bar Fight

< techchick shoves Coldy out of the mud pit >

“Okay who’s next?”

:Silo notices long lines forming at the bathroom:

:Silo says, “funk dat” and goes out the back door and pees on the dumpster.:

:All of a sudden all these people are relieving themselves in the alley.:

Wow, does that mean you have to be naked to mud-wrestle? Cause you can’t bring pants to a knife fig…err…mud ring.

*:: Dives into mud for refuge.

Slowly emerges later, not unlike Martin Sheen in “Apocalypse Now.”

Realizes he’s invading Ang’s personal space. ::*

Oh, hi there.

Durnit, Coldie passed out!

I want my gun Back!!!

“A new victim”

< Milo pray for your soul >

hehe

How YOU doin’?

“Finder’s Keepers, Loosers Weepers”

::::thinking, damn what a cool thing, it looks like a gun but it holds liquor, whooo hoooo!:::::

:: Tries to blend in with “The Mud People” …::

< whew, techchick needs a beer >

Whoo, it’s all of a sudden a bit chilly in here.

:::notices Milo doing a very bad Sheen impression:::

Oh, stop it. I loathe Sheen.

:::thumps Milo on the head with a beer mug:::

:walks up to Sue and whispers:

“Should we go to another bar? There aren’t any easy men here tonight!”

Come and get it… and find that ice cube while your at it!! :wink:

Fine be that way!!!

mumbles to himself, and begins to assemble the nanite discumbobulator.

It’s a sure thing I’d be here! I never miss a fight!

Globie-girl…I think Cold should be looking after that for us. Get on it Coldy!!!

:Silo sits down at the end of the bar end relaxes a little whilst sipping his beer:

…drinking his pint of white zinfandel. Suddenly a careening Coldfire, swinging wildly at the other patrons, backs into him.*

Hoye! Yer spilled moy point!

Smashes a bottle over Coldfire’s head. Unfortunately he mistakenly uses a real bottle, rather than the candy glass prop. Coldfire collapses to the floor like a sack of mashed potatoes. APB leaps up, grabs the chandelier and swings over the crowd, kicking random people in the head as he goes

“Hey Silo, get me a beer would ya? All this wrestling has me thirsty.”