Ok folks, who do you nominate to sit in the dunktank seat and sink them with a fastball? This is for fun, to get back at a Doper-friend in a friendly manner for something for they did/said/whatever. Everyone here owes someone a dunk, IMHO!
I nominate: GaWd… why: for hijacking a cool line I made up, for mb use. 
I nominate Shayna for even entertaining the idea of leaving the board for a little bit. Besides, if I can hit the target she’ll have to stick around a little longer at least to dry off.
::Grace winds up and throws the ball:::
<<<<SPLASH!!!>>>>>
I swear, I had nothing to do with her considering a break. Really. She’s not even my type. I’m more of a testosterone & penis kind of girl. 
me, it’s just so damned hot over here…
Hell, I thought it said drunk tank. I’m outta here, my pants’ll shrink if they get wet.
:::hands Uncle Beer a gift certifcate for a pair of Speedos, then puts bilndfold on, lol::::
I thought it said drunk tank too.
Huh? What, this? No, it’s just…um…water! Yeah, that’s it, bottled water. I don’t smell any alcohol…
You know, fill the tank with beer and there will be a line to get up here - hey is that the Eisenhower coming in?
Ok, per request here is the deal:
You get three balls per try.
Sink the tank-sitter on:
[li]1st throw: wins 12 pack of beer of your choice, Straight Dope t-shirt, and 1 year subscription to Chicago Reader[/li][li]2nd throw: wins pitcher of beer of your choice[/li][li]3rd throw: wins stuffed Slug Signorino cartoon character doll[/li]miss on all throws: You get lifetime subscription to Marilyn Vos Savant, bwahahahha!
I’d like to see Iampunha get dunked. I don’t need to explain why.
Michi said:
“I’d like to see Iampunha get dunked. I don’t need to explain why.”
Okay, this got me curious. Why the heck do you want to dunk me? All I’ll be is cold and wet.
I’d like to see every female on here dunked, for blatantly obvious reasons. I’m not really pissed at anyone here but the trolls, and dunking them would be paying them too much attention.