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Because I did not spell Slug Signorino’s name correctly (gawsp!), In atonement I present this informative article I found while Googling the correct way.

blimps

Blimps

BLIMPS

But was the true enemy the blimp or the Playboy-reading dwarf at the controls?

Is the thread called “The horror of the Playboy-reading dwarf at the controls”? No. I rest my case.

I’d like to mention that I went back to the original thread and the dwarf at the controls of Scylla’s mind was, in fact, reading Penthouse. To the extent that this matters. Not a lot, probably.

Yeah but the dwarf was part of Scylla’s mind, and the article was written by… Scylla, there’s an obvious bias in the title.

Penthouse, Playboy same difference, I only read them for the articles anyway…

lists of only two items

Opal forbid!