Ehhh, gol durn young whippersnappers, what’d yew know? I’ll show you how to grill one of them thar artificial sushi burgers! Go easy on that synthetic wasabi, yuh hear? My colon’s gonna be in the shop until next Tuesday!
[Pahtooh!]
Hmm. In 10 years, my post count will still not have reached 10,000. How’s that for a prediction?
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If I’m still here by then, it’ll likely be info feed jacked straight into my brain. If I’m lucky.
Oh, and yeah – due to everything ever possibly conceivable of being asked finding an answer here by then, 'cause we’re such smarties – we’ll refer to answers by code.
They will have hired a second hamster to share the load. Pages will only take 10 minutes to load. 
Thanks for finally mentioning the Hampster’s - The Iconic SDMB will have a global presence recognised as a new television show, touting the smartest brains on the planet. There will be a charge for all those not registered previously registered, or of a smaller post count.
I’ll through a party for reaching 400 posts…and having the lowest per day post count on the boards.
I guess a better question is how many people who registered from day 1 are still posting. That might give you an indication as to the future posting trends.
Maybe in ten years time it is found that, due to the enormous influx of new members, conventional power sources are not sufficient to operate the SDMB anymore. So a new source is found: the human body. The human body generates more bio-electricity than a 120-volt battery and over 25,000 BTU’s of body heat. There will be fields, endless fields where human beings are kept and attached straight to the server.
The resultant increase in power will lead to the mods operating on an unsurpassed level of efficiency, resulting in a perfect message board, where no-one is flamed, everyone’s ignorance is combated. That will be a disaster. No one will accept the board. Entire crops will be lost.
So the administration will re-introduce imperfection, in the form of trolls and One-Trick Ponies, to keep our primitive cerebrums from trying to log off. Which is why the SDMB will be redesigned to model this very moment at which we currently stand, the peak of our civilization.
So, in ten years time it will look exactly as it does now.
(Damn, I’m good. I should make this into a movie)
In the future, everyone will have been Pitted for 15 minutes.
Cecil’s Post Count will be 124.
…I will have posted again, just once. It’ll probably be about how horrible The Horse Whisperer is.
Ummm…inaccurate? If you continue your post rate of 7.61 posts per day, in 10 years, you’ll be at 26495 posts. Gooo you!. 
In ten years, I hope to have caught up reading the posts, and maybe even post a few well-thought-out replies.
Maybe.
Great Debates - Bush III: Jeb’s no George
MPSIMS - Ask the Pulitzer Prize winner (from Eve of course)
Cafe Society - Why don’t they make Reality Shows anymore?
IMHO - My cloning experience (TMI)
The BBQ Pit - Windows Z sucks!
And inevitably:
General Questions - Why isn’t making a porno movie illegal prostitution?
Ignorance will be overcome sometime in 2011. The SDMB will have lost its raison d’etre, and there will be talk of shutting it down. At the last minute, it will be rescued, and the motto will be changed to “Fighting Inelegance Since 2011”.
Well, I never pretended to be good at mathematical extrapolation. But you’ll still have more posts than I do, assuming we both continue at our present rates. That, I don’t need too much math to figure out.
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:eek: OH MY GOD! He’s started to slow down!
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