The Straight Dope Message Board is going down?! (A rant in song)

And you’re willing to admit that in public? Any chance you folks will take the blame for Sean Coombs, or Britney Spears, too?

Not a chance. They are your very own home-grown perversions, and we insist you take responsibility for them.

Of course, all this seems to be moot, as the board is still up and running. I wonder what’s going on?

“Straight Dope MacArthur Park”

My Web browser is content-less and dark
With the SDMB off all daaaaaaaay
I tried spending time at the mall and in the park
But I want to post in GD
About evolution and SUVs
And I’ll never find a better message board again!
Oh noooooooooooooooo…

Heh Heh Heh.

-The Man Who