The “fighting ignorance” jazz is getting a bit long in the tooth.
Time to apply some internet muscle to our problem.
Add your suggestions.
Because so much is riding on your Straight Dope
Something special in the Straight Dope
The best part of waking up is Straight Dope in your cup.
We’ll leave the Cecil Adams on for you.
I think it should be “Making Sarcastic Comments at Ignorance.”
Wrecking trains since 1973.
“The Straight Dope…Cite?”
The Science Of Straight Dope
Accurate, but hardly snazzy.
You’ve Always Got Time For Straight Dope
Hmm, true, and not bad, but we need something that grips, you know?
Moving at the Speed of Straight Dope
Ah, yes! 
Straight Dope-its whats for breakfast
“Cower before the mighty intellect that is named Cecil Adams”
When come back, bring Dope.
Heterosexual? Drugged up? The straight dope!
Gives you something to do while you’re at work.
Keeping disgruntled employees from mowing down their coworkers since…
Because face it…you have no life.
What better way to spend ten hours of your day?
All your ignorance are belong to us
My cat’s breath smells like Straight Dope.
Something seems to be amiss. But it does have potential. Let’s see…
:inspiration drying up:
Racing atomic badgers since 1973
The Straight Dope…
Dogs Love Cheese
From Nazi ground hogs to gay Christians, we’ve got it all at The Straight Dope!
Raising IQs along with your beers, three cheers for the Straight Dope.
This one just sorta popped into my head.
More info than you can echo a duck’s quack at.
We Don’t Make Dope. We Make Dope Better.
From that website in the OP.
Tripler
I need another beer.
I think that’s the winner. Wonderful!
There is no escape, kneel before our soul-consuming power!
TTT, you apparently aren’t a big fan of the old school Sega Genesis. But, that’s why seasoned veterns like myself are here and reporting for ignorance fighting duty.
Most of the Genesis games came from Japan. They apparently hadn’t quite got the whole English thing down yet, as many of the games had horrible English translation. But the most famous line ever came from Zero Wing in “All Your Base Are Belong to Us”
And thus, I vote for kunilou
Sorry for the hijack.
Jim