The Dope that refreshes.
Where’s the Straight Dope?
Good to the last hamster dropping.
That beagledave really knows his shit !!!
I suppose I should be offended or something… 
Somebody set the Straight Dope up the bomb!
“The Straight Dope: We’ll tell you what a blumpkin is.”
The Straight Dope. It isn’t just for breakfast anymore.
**A Waist is a Terrible Thing to Mind - SD **
**OG SMASH since 1973 - it’s taking longer than we thought **
**Cute Girl Wearing Pajama Pants since 1973 **
**Is there a little Fairy in your home? If not, try SDMB, As for Esprix **
**Bringing home the Bacon… SD **
**Behold! The Power of Dope **
**SD: The Mother Of All Sarcastic Bombs **
Shirley, you drinkin’ again? 
My latest:
Doper tested, Cecil approved
Tripler
Nine out of ten MENSA members prefer the Straight Dope over other websites. . .
Nuking a Gay Baby Whale for Jesus since…
**I’m a doper, you’re a doper…wouldn’t you like to be a doper too? **
**Tripler ** :::::::smooch::::::::::::: It’s Nyquil generate genius.
**Straight Dope: Tastes Great & Less Filling **
**Straight Dope: Nine out of Ten Physcotics Prefer Us ** The tenth is curled up in a fetal position asking for Mommy.
**This is not your Father’s Message Board **
The Straight Dope
Now with 95% less Chumpsky!
The Straght Dope, less calories than the average male ejaculate.
Straight Dope II - The Wrath of Zotti
Hmmm…too geeky?
<cellphone guy>
Can the Straight Dope help me now? GOOD!
</cellphone guy>
Or, in the cellphone vein:
**Man: I told my worker to bring me the Straight Dope, but instead he brought me eight goats.
Guy in black trench coat: Yes, I know. It must have been the cellular static…
Offscreen voice: STAMPEDE!!!**
The Straight Dope Cause’ its easier than thinking.
Straight Dope, where the slow get eaten
I think my sig would make a good slogan:
Cecil said it, I believe it, that settles it
The Straight Dope: Railing pathetically at unbelievably persistent ignorance since, oh fuck it, where was that Star Destroyer thread again?
The Straight Dope: The Answer is Three