Try our Dope, come on we dare you.
Dopers, you can’t eat just one.
A little Dope 'll do ya.
Cecil who?
and finally, to really get their attention…
“We know what 42 means” (but it’s a secret, shh)
oops…did I post that, damn I had a couple more.
How 'bout?
The Straight Dope, Home of the Socially Challenged
or Hamster Heaven…
The SDMB - Come talk to people who are way smarter than you
Amazing Dope, how sweet the word
that saved my stupid ass.
I once was dumb, am now a nerd;
got pitted (was really crass).
Twas Dope that saved a fool like me
from ignorance untamed
And Dope shall lead to my vict’ry
o’er ignorance un’shamed.
We have been here since '73
Chi Reader, SDMB and all
we know we’re smart, like Louis Leakey
And at last ignorance will fall.
I know! MPSIMS seems like one great big orgy sometimes. 
Clubbing the baby seals of ignorance since 1973
**This is your brain . This is your Brain on Dope™. **
The Straight Dope- the third word that ends in “gry”
Now with the Asshat tag!
Lexus has the “December to Remeber Sales Event”, maybe the SDMB has the “December You Try Really Hard To Forget Pitting Event”?
Try The Straight Dope for clarity!!!
(side effects include, but not limited to: insomnia, burning eyes, lack of social life, and addiction to TMI)
The Straight Dope. For those three little words that end in -gry.
You Dope?
It’s what I regularly inquired at Chance’s Dopefest where his real-life friends and family mingled with Dopers. In response, one gent said, “I keep getting asked that, but I don’t even know what it means.”
From the OP’s thread:
You’ll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Straight Dope.
It has a sort of surrealistic ring to it.
Or, It’s the Bright One, it’s the Right One, that’s Straight Dope..
The Straight Dope: It’s All You Know To Need
The Straight Dope: Not just for straight dopes.
[Space Ghost’s voice]
STRAAAAAIIIIIIIGHT DOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!
[/Space Ghost’s voice]
I got your Straight Dope for ya, RIGHT HERE! [gesture]
There’s something in the water over at the STRAIGHT DOPE!
This would be the before picture, I assume?
Dinah Shore belting out, “Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and The Straight Dope”
The Straight Dope Message Board: Where people become psychopaths overnight.
[Good Burger (I think)]
Welcome to the Straight Dope, home of the straight dope, may I take your question?
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