The Straight Dope needs a new slogan.

Straight Dope - More addictive than real dope.

There’s Hope With the Straight Dope.

"Our most important mission is to strive for excellence in every area in which we work - and The Straight Dope is dedicated to providing our customers with exceptional service.

Our employees are supported by a decentralized management structure, customized employee training adapted to our clients’ culture, and a family environment, which all lead to satisfied employees who work harder for you. "

My company’s slogan, cut, pasted and edited, waddyathink?

Cecil thinks so you don’t have to!

.:Nichol:.

The Straight Dope - because there’s no such thing as TMI

The Straight Dope-Hey, at least you’ll sound smart.

The Straight Dope-Because somebody’s got to fight those Nazi groundhogs

The Straight Dope-Home of the world’s greatest minds!*
*and to not-so-great minds who like to look smart