May I have your attention please:
Illinois registration E146258, your lights are on.
Thank you
Flight 47*<squawk>* Express from New B*<squawk>is now arrivin<crackle* at Gate <screeeeeeeeeech>, repea*<crackle crackle crackle pop>ty-seven. Passengers boarding for <tick tick pop>ston, <creeeeeeeeeeee>sten, <chhhhhhhhhh>urg, and New<k…k…k…k…k…k…k…k…k…k>, please <snapsnapsnap> to Gate Tw<ki ki ki ki>*. All other passengers should report to the baggage <ssssssssssss> **Level One.
Mr. Co***<zzzzzzzzsssshhhhhhhhhh>ti, please report to the Security Office immediately. Al<chuk chuk chuk chuk>*ther passengers should begin boarding at this <pop>.
“All aboard for Anaheim, Azuza and Cooo. . .kamonga!”
Dammit, not again. Scuse me, folks.
Adams, party of 16855? Your table is ready!
BROMMMPPPFFFT
Interesting… farts don’t echo.
The GD is for General Discussions only. Please move your polls to IMHO as soon as you are done unloading. Thank you.
PWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT!
Everyone out of the water!
(minor scuffle)
No, the GD is for Great Debates only. Please move your questions to the GQ column immediately.
Wet cleanup on Aisle 9!
The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. Please, no parking in the white zone.
[heavy breathing]
Imperial troops have entered the base! Imperial troops have <SKSHHHHHHHHHHHT!>
… so anyhow, I said, “You want me to suck what? And… omigod, is this thing on?!”
At the tone the time will be 3:45 pm…Beep
"Use of excessive force in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers…
…has been approved."
Cecil Adams to the white courtesy telephone, please.
Cecil Adams, white courtesy phone.
Please keep your arms and legs inside the car at all times
…your seat cushions can be used as flotation devices…
The Russians Are Coming! THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!!!