Nope - the wedding ring / nose thread was started by jjimm. I still laugh to the point of wheezing when I read that one 
I do vaguely recall something of Scylla’s, involving a doctor, but my search-fu is weak today 
No, but I’m trying to find that thread…I remember it a little. It was spooky.
I don’t aspire to weirdness. I AM weird. I’m just shocked it hasn’t come through in my posts.
No one has mentioned the Texas Chain Saw Massacre thread, it’s very amusing.
Thank you! You, too, Snickers. I’ve been nostalgic for both those threads for a long time.
Are you sure you’re weird? When was the last time you spent an evening watching the Salad Fingers videos? And after kissing your SO saying, “You taste like sunshine dust”? In character? Without realizing it?
Halfway through I couldn’t resist trying it with one of my rings too. Thankfully it didn’t fit so that I don’t have to go for help and never live it down.
I miss the thread where the OP talked of idly suctioning a turkey baster bulb to his or her face.
I can’t find the stainless steel hooks thread! Does it still exist?
Yes! It was seethruart, and he called his “evidence” “Tiny Anomalies.”
The thread wasn’t strange but the behavior described was.
Secret Shitter? Towel Shitter? Or something.
Apparently a group of friends had a strange problem. Someone in their group, when the group would meet at someone’s house. (a book club maybe) Anyway one women in the group would use the bathroom and then wipe her ass with a towel and then neatly fold the towel and put it back in whatever storage there was in the bathroom.
That one was awesome - I think he said he gave himself hickies everywhere.
Is it wrong that some of these threads are starting to sound like good ideas? I think I need to go back to work.
{Singing "Tooo much, time on my hands, I’ve got
Toooooo much, time on my hands}
Oh, god, that thread was awesome! I think it was actually a thread asking for advice, because this was all at the poster’s mother’s house and the mother didn’t know what the hell to do about the fact that one of her bridge club ladies wiped her ass on the guest towels (the guest towels!) and then just folded it back like it was!
Look, I’ve got a dancing cucumber and 2 pair of horns. I’ve got an Oscar Meyer weiner whistle. Besides which, when was the last time any of you started and posted in a NSFW picture thread?
ETA that’s two pair that mount on my head plus one wallmounted set I forgot.
Much better was the one where Homer took shrooms, and then kept posting.
I still read that thread every now and then when I need a laugh. Shoehorn butterhorse!
Didn’t David Sedaris write about something like this?
Yes! And it was the 1970s so they had brown towels - you didn’t realise until it was…TOO LATE and you were rubbing them on your head after a shower or something.
I’m going to be reading his books much more closely from now on, that sneaky Pete.
The description of his sister’s constant hair-washing that summer still cracks me up.
The series of missing co-worker threads. It started out normally, but sad, then it slowly came out that the co-worker was nuts. I wonder what she’s up to now.
The GQ thread where the poster argued that Superman really could turn back time by flying around the earth fast enough.