Hmmm…how about the young lady that was turned on by surgical prothesises?
#10 Dorrance Stainless Steel Hooks, I believe?
There was a fantastically existential one called just ‘thread’.
There was another young woman, some years back, who dedicated an entire thread to a passionate defense of Engelbert Humperdinck.
Great Bosda, no sleep for me tonight.
Not only did she have a fetish for prostetic hands she was planning on having her hands replaced by them.
found it. The Magic Nose Gynecologist
Ding, ding, ding!
Mine, too. I’ve always thought it would be funny to print out all of the responses and pass them out at a party and have them read aloud in a round with people who have never read or heard of the thread.
You would be correct, sir.
<hee-hee-hee> :D:cool:
Damn, I gotta start more threads! I am at least as strange as Inigo Montoya
I think the key is doing some inventive things with my semen. Possibly dying it or feeding it to fish. If I could get an octopus to eat my semen, I would really have something. If I could get Weird Al to write a song about an octopus eating my dyed semen and Stephen Hawking to sing that song, I would be the new god of the Straight Dope Message Board.
I think I can get a live octopus in China Town. It begins . . .
You can’t aspire to weirdness. Either you are or you aren’t.
Sheesh.
Not as strange on the face of it as some threads mentioned here, but extremely strange considering the source: the one where Polycarp claimed Jesus had already returned to Earth and was a famous person with back trouble, among other identifying characteristics.
I was not going to identify the SDMB member. I think he’s kinda embarrased by that.
I stand corrected. I think that was the one.
I DON’T think there were two guys here who admitted orally pleasuring a dog!:eek:
Oh Christ, I was wrong. And the second guy is in the same thread!
IIRC, posters in that thread followed the lady’s web site lead and spelled the name of the prostheses in all-caps: #10 DORRANCE STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS, which contributed to the weirdness. But it was a long time ago and I may be misremembering.
Just because I’m curious: Anybody know if she ever went through with her plans?
I don’t have a cite, but I thought I remembered hearing that it was a hoax. FWIW.
Oh, that was the same one? I didn’t remember anything about Jesus being gay or the son of an executive. Still, Polycarp could do ten things like that and his Doper Goodness needle would still be firmly lodged in the Good end of the scale.
Yes!! Thanks. That was a very odd fellow.
Aha! Wedding ring nose goodness is here:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=3934467#post3934467