I just read that thread and couldn’t stop laughing. This is the third forum I’ve seen where he posts that stuff and eventually gets banned for derailing every thread with his doom and gloom routine. I wish I could find one of his threads because it was hilarious.
:smack: Shoulda called myself “StupidPanda”
My vote goes for this thread, where the OP posts that she has never seen herself naked, despite being 19.
The weirdest part was Shagnasty telling her she could be committed and that this was scarier than a serial killer’s statement.
Hell, only on the Dope is such a sentence possible.
That is just completely looney tunes. I couldn’t make it to the end? Was she for real? And if so, seriously, how has she not been commited?
Dude, see, this I don’t get. What exactly about not seeing yourself naked would make you get committed? Surely there are weirder things out there.
I don’t want to turn this into some very mild pitting, but there’s a certain member who starts threads that I just can’t resist contributing to, even though I am not convinced that we speak the same language.
Is he still around?
Yes, I saw on of his posts recently. According to his profile: Last Activity: 11-08-2008 08:33 PM. His What is gravity really? thread was interesting and recent.
That’s the guy that thinks his armpits smell like a vagina and gets turned on when he smells them, right? Yeah, he’s one to talk.
I’m going to vote for the already-mentioned Pixar-watching ghost boyfriend. It was strange to me in that it was so laughably, transparently fabricated, yet the girl who posted it defended it so fiercely and kept elaborating with increasingly ridiculous details.
I can’t fully explain why, but this has me giggling like a school girl.
You are 100% correct, BTW.
Does anybody else occasionally miss Wildest Bill? His legacy lives on (“gotcha ya!”) but I don’t know if many people still remember him. But as good as that thread was, it couldn’t beat I Just Got 6 Tickets AT ONCE by seven COPS. SHEESH I mean, this shit is classic.
The accompanying Pit thread was also good times. It includes gems like this
One of my favorite all-time banned posters, Wildest Bill-- banned for being too stupid to be true, I believe-- had some whoppers: Mexican fat burners, squealing tired cop car chases (if someone can find this thread, I’d sure be appreciative).
The thread were ‘Gotcha ya’ came from:
My favorite thread title of all time. Would Are Eco Sytem be Ok if We Extincted Mosquitos?
Does anyone remember the guy who claimed all posters were lying because the things they posted about could not really be happening?
The bizzaro family feud that emcompassed multiple MPSIMS and Pit threads and involved killing terrorists and posters named ‘potato’ and ‘wolfie’ or somesuch?
Man, I remember the threads but with not enough detail to search.
If only I had looked at the very end of the thread before I posted.
How 'bout some bj0rn
to make up for it? It wasn’t only his weird English and unique logic that made his threads funny, it was Coldfire’s absolute fury to it.
You all remember Coldfire, don’t you?
Because how do you NOT see yourself naked? How do you avoid it? How do you never accidentally catch a glimpse? The bizarre workarounds you’d have to do to never, ever see yourself naked would be seriously fucked up, man. Especially if you’re a menstruating adult woman.
Not only possible, but nearly inevitable.
Hey, I think it’s strange and unusual, but even if you don’t accidentally catch a glimpse, why commit the person over it? It’s not like you’d ever know unless they told you. And the poster in question just said she didn’t look in the mirror and didn’t look down in the shower. Why would you need to see yourself naked while menstruating, anyway? I don’t think I look at myself anymore when I am.
ETA: Coldfire sounds familiar, what was up with him?
Exactly.
Forget menstruation, how would you know you washed all the soap off you in the shower? How do you even get dressed in the morning? I’m not the most coordinated (OK, I’m a klutz), but if tried to put on my underwear and pants without looking down I’d be flat on my in a few seconds. And the person should be committed because to actually never see yourself naked requires such obsessive behaviors that you’d have to be completely crazy to do it. The kind of crazy that would obviously shine through in other areas of your life.