“and so you aren’t really buying it, and besides, it’s much better that the last one…”
You don’t even own it, you just have a license to USE it…
Top of my list are ebay.com stuff:
- mounted gorilla penis for $250k (taken off quickly)
- kid who sold his soul & only got $5 for it.
Um, how did they mean “mounted”?
I’d say probably “mounted” on a wall plaque… you naughty pervert! 
“and so you aren’t really buying it, and besides, it’s much better that the last one…”
You don’t even own it, you just have a license to USE it…
So what you’re buying is the right to keep Bill Gates bank account topped up?
At a gas station in the candy section I saw some hollow plastic bats with candy syrup inside.*
*you know, eek eek. bats.
Thank God for that, I thought I was the only one and that they knew something I had suspected for years…11 inches I mean what use is that?
My guess when I 1st saw the Air-O-Sage was that the [url=http://www.astvnow.com/astvnow-172.shtml]Ab Energizer Company went & re-tooled their machinery at their production facility in an attempt to hit a daily double.
Yup.
My local grocery store has these plastic spatula-looking-things for sale. They claim they are to apply sunscreen.
They’re so handy! All you do is put some sunscreen on the flat plastic part, and run it over your body. Viola! You are now magically protected from the sun.
Ummm… Isn’t that why God gave us hands?
Maybe to get it over the hard to reach places on your back?
Oh god no! You don’t want to get that stuff on your hands!
God loves us, and gave us hands for masterbation and to drink beer!
Sig lost on other computer’s “CONT V” so don’t expect anything here.
The standard discription of a totally useless item in my family was “As useful as an electric fork.” SOB if someone didn’t invent one… Now what do I do??
That would be ALZARE: Hands down the WORST infomercial ever made. The smarmy guy from the Alzare Institute (or wherever) used to have a Tiny-Classified-Ad-type infomercial, too. He couldn’t compete with Don Lapre, though. Not enough enthusiasm.
And tell that woman to (pause) button her shirt.
Well, unless you’re in Europe in which case you aren’t allowed to sell certain, um, ‘adult’ things…
I once saw a Bass-O-Matic for sale. Late night TV, maybe it was on a Saturday night.
Of course, this was a few years ago …
See, I would buy this. Sad to say, I’ve never had a real S’mores, and I’m not quite sure what all I would need. The kit would give me everything I need, plus presumably, tell me how to prepare it.
Besides, I work at Borders, so I can get a discount.
Awwww, Morelin. Well, what you need for authentic S’mores is 1 box of graham crackers, 1 bag of marshmallows, and a few chocolate bars. The classic choice for chocolate is Hershey bars which have been allow to get soft in your backpack and then resolidify after the sun went down. This gives them that special graininess.
Roast marshmallow over campfire or barbecue grill. Ideally you should allow the marshmallow to catch on fire while you are scratching your chigger bites. Smoosh into sandwich with preferred amount of chocolate between two halves of a graham cracker. Enjoy
Alternatively, roast the marshmallow over a candle or stove burner at homw. Using a metal fork so you can yell, curse and drop the first when it burns your fingers is optional.
I have not personally tried the microwave method, but I hear it offers some interesting phenomena for the scientifically minded.
I did, and found the Peter Petrie Egg Separator.
Awesome!
Pardon my ignorance but what the hell is a CHIGGER:confused: