Jeez, you’re easily pleased aintcha 
This comment made my day (and possibly my week as well). Thank you.
You are clearly in favor of the sun’s terror attacks and a dupe of the left-wing media. Don’t you realize the sun wants to kill you, too?
Now wait a minute … maybe we’re being hasty.
Traitor! Oh, boy, when Ann Coulter gets through with you …
Haven’t you ever heard of halogen lamps? They never attacked America!
I’m telling you, the sun is our enemy. Our attack on the sun represents the front line in our war against Solarfascism.
If you’re not with me, you’re with the sun. If you think the sun is so great, ask Pluto why it always stays at least 2.6 billion miles away!
Oh no, I’m still totally against the Sun. That bastard. But the water … maybe we should keep just a little of that. You know, for swimming and stuff.
Whew. Listen, we need to stay on message, here. These comments in the thread about water, or the moon, are obviously planted by the sun’s fifth columnists to try to distract us from getting the message out: punish the sun! Now! Shock and Awe!
Also, I realize that rules of grammar and spelling require capitalization of proper names, but as part of my campaign to humiliate and discredit the sun, I believe capitalization bestows an unbecoming dignity. Therefore I will continue to type its name in all lower-case letters until it is brought to justice.
I’m pretty sure we can swim in beer, and I have no problems with that.
Well, yer all a buncha antisunites.
Yes but how long before you sink to the bottom totally shitfaced. Then you have a problem 
I feel so unloved. Well, only about 1/3, but still.
By then I’m pretty sure I’m not gonna care!
No, you’re pretty much screwed, we don’t like the sun, the sun is a star, and we’ve already talked about how the moon is in on it with the sun. Sorry to bring the bad news.
I for one welcome our Solar Overlord…