The Survivor drinking game

Based on a comment I made in the weekly thread, here’s the rules for the Survivor drinking game. The rules are simple and you can add your own. This game should not be played by minors or pregnant women. Do not operate heavy machinery while playing the Survivor drinking game.

1 - Do a shot everytime:
2 - Somebody says, “This is where the game gets interesting.”
3 - Jeff says “The torch represents life.”
4 - Or says “Want to know what you’re playing for?”
5 - Or says “Survivors ready.”
6 - You see a product placement.
7 - You see a commercial for a product that’s already appeared on the episode.
8 - Any portion of a player’s body is pixelled out. Double shot if they cut to reaction shots from other players.
9 - A player on a team’s that been losing challenges makes a speech about how they have to start winning challenges.
10 - A player says they’re staying true to themselves.
11 - A player says they’re smarter than the other players realize.
12 - A player cries. Double shot if they reading a letter or watching a video from home.
13 - A player says they didn’t realize how difficult the game was going to be.
14 - A player talks about how much they miss their family. Double shot if they say a family member is an inspiration for them.
15 - Two players are shown cuddling. Double shot if they cut to reaction shots from other players.
16 - A player asks another player who they’re going to vote for.
17 - A player asks another player to tell them if they’re going to be voted off.
18 - A female player is shown in a bikini or underwear.
19 - Anyone eats an animal they caught. This includes insects and worms. Double shot if another player is grossed out by it.
20 - A player has to pick another player to share a reward with them.
21 - A player complains about how another player is doing any work around the camp. Double shot if they complain directly to the other player.
22 - A player rolls their eyes at tribal council. Double shot if Jeff notices.
23 - A player mentions the “million dollars”.
24 - A player says they just want to stay in the game longer than another specific player.
25 - A player drinks something alcoholic.

You lose if you black out before they announce who got voted out.

I can see the headlines now:

THOUSANDS MYSTERIOUSLY DIE OF ALCOHOL POISONING AT THE SAME TIME

You certainly can nail the cliches! Any five of those would do.

No shit! You might as well just hook yourself up to an alcohol IV and set it on a continuous feed, cause you’re never going to stop tippin’ the cup with all those rules.

Heck, you’d probably need a liver transplant from the product placement rules alone.

Do beer shots instead. That way you at least have a fighting chance! :smiley: