[channel changes]
Frankly my dea*
[channel changes]
Ask not*
[channel changes]
Whazzuuuu*
[channel changes]
Little buddy*
[channel changes]
The brontosaurus is large and flaccid*
[channel changes]
Serbian dissidents demand that*
[channel changes]
number 3, I mean 9: Waffles
[realizes I’m sitting on remote]
i thought it was because i’m like that kid in X-Men 2, who changes channels by blinking and doesn’t sleep. But sadly i’m just like that kid with the purple tounge, after i’ve eaten some grape candy, that is!
viva arrives, takes a comfy chair, and chatters nonstop for half an hour on the joys of her purple balance ball, things you should know before boarding Amtrak, the beauty of feta cheese, why pipe organs are cool, and all her plans for the third season of Enterprise.
My Mugatu is giving me a funny look.
So, has this show been done entirely in claymation?
No? Well, then. I may be persuaded to stay if I get a gift basket.
And yes, Conan is god.
Eating grape candy makes your tongue become forked?
cue short film about John Carter of Mars eating grape candy with a forked tongue.
And he forked his tongue by himself, using a piercer…
F_X
Pierce Brosnan makes a cameo appearance, singing
"Now all you sucker DJs who think you’re fly.
I got a real thing to tell you and you know the reason why.
You gotta get on the floor and dance real smooth
'Cause everybody can see that you’re acting like fools
Do your dance, do your dance, do your dance for me
aw now come on baby, tell me what’s the word?
a WORD UP!
it’s the cold word
everybody understands that you’ve got to be heard
W
O
R
D
UP!
W
O
R
D
UP!"
It was a Cameo appearance, after all…