The Tech. Commandments

What would the “Tech. Commandments” be?

*Thou shalt have no other one-eyed god before me.

Thou shalt not troll.

Thou shalt not spill.

Remember the gabba-hey, and keep it holy.

Thou shalt not be a :wally.

If all else fails reboot.*

Am I’m missing any here?

*Look before delete.

Never judge MS by it’s colors.

Ask not what your computer can do for you, ask if you could do without a computer.

If at first you don’t succeed, try, and try, and try, and try…*

The one-eyed god??? Is that what you kids are callin’ it these days?

:wink:

Blasphemer! I was speaking of the al-mighty God, Mo Ni Tor.

Thou shalt sail the Oceans of Great Risc, and scorn the Pea Sea

V.

Heh. The Ramones kick ass. :slight_smile:

For a brief overview of the Tech Support commandments, go here- Ask the Angry Guy

-Sam

And the number was on the beast’s forehead – 404

:::do i tell them what the Ramones are really like? do i let them know the truth? oh woe is me the tech who actually met them and worked with them and found out what misery it was to be with them, i can’t let them know, it will destroy the whole of life as we know it… i must take it to my grave::: :frowning:

Actually, I hate the Ramones. I just love that word, gabba-hey