What would the “Tech. Commandments” be?
*Thou shalt have no other one-eyed god before me.
Thou shalt not troll.
Thou shalt not spill.
Remember the gabba-hey, and keep it holy.
Thou shalt not be a :wally.
If all else fails reboot.*
Am I’m missing any here?
*Look before delete.
Never judge MS by it’s colors.
Ask not what your computer can do for you, ask if you could do without a computer.
If at first you don’t succeed, try, and try, and try, and try…*
The one-eyed god??? Is that what you kids are callin’ it these days?
Blasphemer! I was speaking of the al-mighty God, Mo Ni Tor.
Thou shalt sail the Oceans of Great Risc, and scorn the Pea Sea
V.
Heh. The Ramones kick ass. 
For a brief overview of the Tech Support commandments, go here- Ask the Angry Guy
-Sam
And the number was on the beast’s forehead – 404
:::do i tell them what the Ramones are really like? do i let them know the truth? oh woe is me the tech who actually met them and worked with them and found out what misery it was to be with them, i can’t let them know, it will destroy the whole of life as we know it… i must take it to my grave::: 
Actually, I hate the Ramones. I just love that word, gabba-hey