**Inprobable Probables (2-0-0) Terlingua Drop-outs (0-2-0)**
Pos Player Opp Pos Player Opp
QB Banks, Tony @Mia - QB Chandler, Chris @Car
WR Connell, Albert Dal - WR Carter, Cris @NE
WR Howard, Desmond TB - WR Brown, Troy Min
WR Streets, Tai @StL - WR Dwight, Tim @Car
RB Rhett, Errict Pit - RB Centers, Larry Dal
RB Morton, Chad @Sea - RB Richardson, Tony SD
TE Jones, Damon Cin - TE Bjornson, Eric Min
K Brown, Kris @Cle - K Seder, Tim @Was
DEF Tampa Bay @Det - DEF Minnesota @NE
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So you got me at WR and at RB, probably. QB will be a draw, if Banks doesn’t win that. DEF I think I’ll get. Tampa Bay has given up a grand total of . . . 16 points this season. Should be a good “game”.
I don’t know what’s more hilarious… That you think we’re going to score 38 points against anyone (though you giving Tampa Bay 41 was snicker amusing) or that you think we’re going to give up 42 points to anyone (you saw what we did to that novice starter in Philly last week? You really think James Allen is going to great against us after we shut down Duce Staley?)
The Giants may not win this game (Lord knows, you get used to disclaimers when dealing with the Giants) but you are indeed high if you see this game coming close to the scores you predict above. Maybe if they played three times and we took the aggregate…
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I sure as hell hope so; I’m still looking for my first win! You’ve got me at QB and DEF, but hopefully Banks and the Tampa Defense will have slower days than they’ve had recently. And I’d like to think that I’ve improved my WR and RB game well enough to beat you there; besides, Chris Carter HAS to be about due for a TD or two. Here’s hoping for a big game from Minnesota this week!
Must be nice to play me the weekend my QB and top WR had a bye - and I still don’t have my top RB in good form yet either.
Two words, Falcon: Michael Westbrook.
Hey Omni - Great prediction on that Giants-Bears score. Another eight touchdowns (five of them by your team) and a field goal and you would have nailed it.
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Let’s see, Satan…my best RB had a bye, as did my kicker, AND one of my best WRs, too. And please…like you wouldn’t have trash talked if you’d have won. Yes, it’s a lousy win, but it’s still a win.
And on Westbrook: I know…good LORD, ONE HEALTHY SEASON! Is that too much to ask???
Actually, as you can no doubt see, I have talked zero trash. That’s not my style.
The only thing I have done (and will do) is point out to the trashtalkers when the trash they peddled didn’t quite come to fruition - like when you proclaimed a victory over Cobras before it was over, and when Omni… Well, when Omni was acting like Omni!
Some people think that life is professional wrestling. I like to think I have more class than that…
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*“I’m a big Genesis fan.”-David B. (Amen, brother!) **
Satan, don’t get so snotty after that pitchers duel. Sure my prediction was off, but the weather was terrible for football this weekend. How am I supposed to plan for that? Not to mention you’re being right cost you this weeks game, while I’m still looking pretty good with both sides on my match up having one player on Monday night. Winning with a hole at the TE position and the Bears scoring 7, I’ll take that any day.
There were a few more, I think. I stopped because Google only had about 20,700,000 for weather, which explains, of course, why you weren’t able to find things. I mean, there are so few outlets for this information, and so carefully concealed too.
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I’ll take my Giants winning and my silly fantasy team losing any day of the week and twice on Sundays. Priorities, anyone?
Well, when rooting for an 0-3 team, maybe the anguish starts to cloud logical thought…
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The game’s just starting and I’m hoping for Dallas to win by scoring a field goal on every drive! Long (50+ yards) field goals… 12 of 'em… C’mon, Dallas! Kick, kick, kick!
I figure I have to take this oportunity to brag because I don’t see it lasting long. Especially considering that my entire passing game(QB,3WR’s and TE) combined for 2.37 points this week and The next couple of games are going to hit me hard with bye weeks for the guys who are contributing. But for now,
I’m #1. I’m #1…
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*“I’m a big Genesis fan.”-David B. (Amen, brother!)
I’m predicting a loss this week for the Improbable Probables. As much as it pains me to admit, Cobras are better. Of course I won’t tell that to my team of players who mostly don’t play . . . or the one who can’t seem to catch 30-yard passes when there aren’t any Cowboys within 5 yards of him . . . but the Cobras should hand my ass to me come Sunday (Monday, too).
Yes, it’s a lousy win, but it’s still a win.