The Teeming Minions Fantasy League


Week 9

**Hell Dwellers         79.26     South Park Visitors   71.81**
High and Mighty       64.87     Cobras                54.95

**Edmonton Smugglers    53.77     Baltimore Weirdos     39.79**
Rockville Crows       48.73     Terlingua Drop-Outs   20.90

Soy Un Pedador        55.43     KC Whammies           11.69
**Seattle Sinners       90.19     Monroeville Maroons   34.14**

**Skaggsville Falcons   39.49**     Jalisco Jimadors      55.81
Pepperland Broncos    29.23     **Wisconsin Cows        64.14**

**Hermoso Castor        73.78**     The Unmighty Osips    45.06
Improbable Probables  34.76     **Qwispy Killers        48.41**

    Team                    W-L-T    Win %    Points    Stk
 1  Seattle Sinners         7-2-0    0.778    675.21    W-5
 2  South Park Visitors     7-2-0    0.778    612.23    W-1
 3  Hell Dwellers           6-3-0    0.667    606.74    W-2
 4  Jalisco Jimadors        6-3-0    0.667    588.43    L-1
 5  Hermoso Castor          6-3-0    0.667    519.29    W-1
 6  Monroeville Maroons     6-3-0    0.667    508.60    W-6
 7  Qwispy Killers          6-3-0    0.667    462.07    W-2
 8  Skaggsville Falcons     5-4-0    0.556    493.49    W-1
 9  Soy Un Pedador          5-4-0    0.556    468.16    L-1
10  Improbable Probables    5-4-0    0.556    453.94    L-1
11  Cobras                  4-5-0    0.444    495.86    L-1
12  High and Mighty         4-5-0    0.444    487.37    L-4
13  Pepperland Broncos      4-5-0    0.444    484.17    L-2
14  The Unmighty Osips      4-5-0    0.444    450.01    L-2
15  Baltimore Weirdos       4-5-0    0.444    411.32    W-1
16  Terlingua Drop-Outs     3-6-0    0.333    363.90    L-1
17  Rockville Crows         3-6-0    0.333    446.64    L-2
18  Edmonton Smugglers      2-7-0    0.222    479.39    W-1
19  Wisconsin Cows          2-7-0    0.222    377.60    W-2
20  KC Whammies             1-8-0    0.111    289.60    L-7

Week 10 Schedule

Hell Dwellers        (6-3)  vs South Park Visitors    (7-2)
Edmonton Smugglers   (2-7)  vs High and Mighty        (4-5)
Soy Un Pedador       (5-4)  vs Rockville Crows        (3-6)
Skaggsville Falcons  (5-4)  vs Seattle Sinners        (7-2)
Hermoso Castor       (6-3)  vs Pepperland Broncos     (4-5)
Improbable Probables (5-4)  vs Qwispy Killers         (6-3)
Baltimore Weirdos    (4-5)  vs Cobras                 (4-5)
KC Whammies          (1-8)  vs Terlingua Drop-Outs    (3-6)
Jalisco Jimadors     (6-3)  vs Monroeville Maroons    (6-3)
The Unmighty Osips   (4-5)  vs Wisconsin Cows         (2-7)


Yer pal,
Satan

*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, three weeks, one day, 14 hours, 36 minutes and 27 seconds.
8224 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,028.04.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 13 hours, 20 minutes.

David B used me as a cite!*

Completely QB-less this week and I still out score all but 4 teams in the league. Of Course the way this season has gone it figures that I’d be playing one of them…

I figured this would be a good time to point out that with two-thirds of the season done, your pre-season predictions aren’t looking very accurate.

Hey wolfman:

I tried to e-mail you but it was returned to me. Please shoot me your new address at your earliest convenience!

Tanxz…


Yer pal,
Satan

*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, three weeks, one day, 19 hours, 47 minutes and 41 seconds.
8232 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,029.12.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 14 hours, 0 minutes.

David B used me as a cite!*

Or I would have posted in the affirmative earlier.

Thank you, Mr. Cybical!


Yer pal,
Satan

*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, three weeks, one day, 21 hours, 13 minutes and 26 seconds.
8235 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,029.42.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 14 hours, 15 minutes.

David B used me as a cite!*


Week 10

**Hell Dwellers         97.49**     Improbable Probables  20.44
South Park Visitors   69.14     **Qwispy Killers        45.30**

Edmonton Smugglers    41.19     **Baltimore Weirdos     56.33**
**High and Mighty       46.75**     Cobras                46.31

Soy Un Pedador        45.28     KC Whammies           36.58
**Rockville Crows       64.41     Terlingua Drop-Outs   42.08**

Skaggsville Falcons   67.57     Jalisco Jimadors      65.37
**Seattle Sinners       83.18     Monroeville Maroons   68.33**

**Hermoso Castor        72.17**     Da Cynical Idealists  49.43
Pepperland Broncos    57.90     **Wisconsin Cows        66.67**

    Team                    W-L-T    Win %    Points    Stk
 1  Seattle Sinners         8-2-0    0.800    758.39    W-6
 2  Hell Dwellers           7-3-0    0.700    704.23    W-3
 3  South Park Visitors     7-3-0    0.700    681.37    L-1
 4  Hermoso Castor          7-3-0    0.700    591.46    W-2
 5  Monroeville Maroons     7-3-0    0.700    576.93    W-7
 6  Qwispy Killers          7-3-0    0.700    507.37    W-3
 7  Jalisco Jimadors        6-4-0    0.600    653.80    L-2
 8  Skaggsville Falcons     5-5-0    0.500    561.06    L-1
 9  High and Mighty         5-5-0    0.500    534.12    W-1
10  Soy Un Pedador          5-5-0    0.500    513.44    L-2
11  Improbable Probables    5-5-0    0.500    474.38    L-2
12  Baltimore Weirdos       5-5-0    0.500    467.65    W-2
13  Cobras                  4-6-0    0.400    542.17    L-2
14  Pepperland Broncos      4-6-0    0.400    542.07    L-3
15  Rockville Crows         4-6-0    0.400    511.05    W-1
16  Da Cynical Idealists    4-6-0    0.400    499.44    L-3
17  Terlingua Drop-Outs     4-6-0    0.400    405.98    W-1
18  Wisconsin Cows          3-7-0    0.300    444.27    W-3
19  Edmonton Smugglers      2-8-0    0.200    520.58    L-1
20  KC Whammies             1-9-0    0.100    326.18    L-8

Week 11 Schedule

Hell Dwellers        (7-3)  vs Baltimore Weirdos      (5-5)
Edmonton Smugglers   (2-8)  vs South Park Visitors    (7-3)
Soy Un Pedador       (5-5)  vs High and Mighty        (5-5)
Skaggsville Falcons  (5-5)  vs Rockville Crows        (4-6)
Hermoso Castor       (7-3)  vs Seattle Sinners        (8-2)
Improbable Probables (5-5)  vs Pepperland Broncos     (4-6)
KC Whammies          (1-9)  vs Cobras                 (4-6)
Jalisco Jimadors     (6-4)  vs Terlingua Drop-Outs    (4-6)
Da Cynical Idealists (4-6)  vs Monroeville Maroons    (7-3)
Wisconsin Cows       (3-7)  vs Qwispy Killers         (7-3)


Yer pal,
Satan

*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, four weeks, one day, 15 hours, 40 minutes and 19 seconds.
8506 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,063.26.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 1 day, 12 hours, 50 minutes.

David B used me as a cite!*

I win one, lose two. I’ve won games 1, 4, 7, and 10 this year, and lost the other six. So, as much as I’d love to bet Falcon on this week’s matchup, I’m going to assume I lose and will be shocked if I win.