So, are you trying to say that terrorists who reach their quota are also taken to a posh resort on the company’s dime?
Yasser Arafat: “Osama, I’d like you to meet my wife. She looks forward to these events every year.”
Osama Bin Laden: “Lovely to meet you Mrs. Arafat. I don’t get to come to these things too often, but this has really been a banner year for us.”
Saddam Hussein: “Sorry to interrupt, but that really is a lovely piece you are wearing. Kalashnikov, right? I saw it at the spring runway show in Paris.”
Terry Nichols: “It’s really too bad Timothy couldn’t be here. He missed out on last year’s too, what with jail and execution and all.”
Osama Bin Laden: “Let’s drink one for old Tim. Then I’ve got to go - I’ve got a massage appointment with Sven at 1.”
Saddam Hussein “Say, where is Gerry Adams this year? I wanted to go over some agenda items we didn’t get to last year - we got interrupted when he won the wet t-shirt contest.”
Terry Nichols “Didn’t you hear? He’s talking disarmament these days, meeting with the White House. He’s gone legit.”
Osama Bin Laden(giggling) “My followers almost destroyed the White House”
Yasser Arafat "Now, Osama, we’ve talked about this. ‘Almost’ destroyed is like ‘almost’ pregnant. Either you destroyed it or you didn’t. "
ANNOUNCEMENT OVER LOUDSPEAKER: Welcome, friends, family, and beloved guests to Sudan’s finest resort community. Ladies arriving from international destinations can pick up their burqwas at the front desk. We hope you will all join us in the Tiki room for cocktails at 5.
Okay, I’m sick, but that’s what I thought of when I read the OP.