But with a set of stones like his, you can bet he cums quartz!
Germane to this thread, the following is from the Wikipedia article cited above:
“Wotta revoltin’ development dis is!”
That explains the casting choice of Michael Diklis in the movie.
So technically, if Thing has a thing, it would be a Cock of the Rock?
As a fanboy, I always figured Ben Grimm had a large, orange wang. While big, it isn’t outside normal human possibilities.
NOTE-In the non-canonical Earth X series, the Thing does have kids with Alicia Masters. The twin boys are orange, rocky and named Neil and Buzz.
Is even that a certainty, though? Even if Ben was circumcised at one time, that was before he was bombarded with cosmic rays! His dermal armor seems to regenerate itself after injury-- didn’t his face heal up on its own after Wolverine took a chunk out of it? Who’s to say that such a regeneration ability wouldn’t also apply to his naughty bricks?
And if so, could you smell what it was cooking?
And on this rock, I built my… hello sailor!
Sometimes when I think I’m sick to death of you friggin’ pedantic, nitpicking buttwipes, then a thread like this comes along and reminds me of why I signed up.
For the first and last time ever: LOL!!!
If this isn’t too much of an aside, this thread got me to thinking of other non-FF Marvel characters…
It’s no wonder that Hank Pym suffered from such an inferiority complex given that his “thing” was perpetually going from super-sized, to teeny-weeny insect sized, and back & forth again. Penis envy against himself. Yeek.
Just imagine the shrinkage that Iceman must have endured! “I was covered in ice! I was covered in ice!”
For that matter, Namor’s cantankerous nature is easily explained: “I was in the depths of the ocean! I was in the depths of the ocean!”
The Vision had the abiliy to get ‘superhard’, but always faded quickly.
(It’s Friday and I have to work late, folks!)
Yes, but eventually she started feeling taken for granite.
And the Flash’s problem is so sad that it shall not be discussed in detail.
Ouch. That deserves a new Niven essay; “Man of Stone, Woman Who Walks Funny”
I think the mentioned that in the JLU cartoon; from memory :
Flash : “Fastest man on Earth !” < smirks >
Hawkgirl : “No wonder you’re single.”
And yes, I’ve seen porn on THIS theme as well.
You’d think the Flash’s ability to vibrate his entire body would compensate for his quick-draw problem a bit, wouldn’t you?
Guess getting a woody is out of the question.
Puts new meaning into “I’m gonna rock your world,” too.
When he gets his rocks off, I’m thinking he’s the only one who really means it.
And we know what happened when his girlfriend chips a tooth, eh?
Wonder what you’d make a condom out of?
So now I’m wondering… is it a stalagmite or a stalactite?
If he had a baby, would it be only semi-precious?
Questions, questions…
New Xmen porn title coming out: The Iceman Cometh…
Superman happened to be flying across the Atlantic Ocean one day and happened to see Wonder Woman lying on the beach of Paradise Island buck naked, apparently sunbathing. Feeling quite mischievous, he ripped out his super-dick, swooped down and super-rammed her.
“Bet you were surprised by that, eh Princess Diana?” He said as he super-smirked.
“The surprise is on you, Superman” She retorted “I was fucking the Invisible Man.”
Served him right. Superman is a dick
And, yes, I’ve seen porn about that too . . .