You’re just testing whether I’m going to ask for a cite, right?
Oh, what the hell. Cite!
The mods would hunt me down and set me on fire if I started linking to superhero porn. 
That’s what PM is for, dummy!
Please add me to the list for this too.
That depends on how excited he currently is.
When the Thing gets excited…
Pumice ensues.
Well done!
We’ve been taking your talent for granite.
“She Thing” probably thinks its gneiss when he comes in quartz…
FML
Guys, sometimes I marble at your wit. At other times, you make me lose my apatite.
Oh, and before I forget… Hi, Opal!
No wonder he’s been grim for 46 years now.
As for Johnny Storm, nobody is going to comment on the fact that he’s been flaming? :dubious:
Amathyst close to complaining about all the puns.
My sediments exactly.
“Everybody Wang Thing tonight!”
The “granite” pun has been done so many times in this thread that I think a further repetition of it can be pretty much taken for granite.
Speaking of superheroes, I bumped into Omnicron yesterday - I… er… metamorphic transformation genius.
Come to think of it, the Thing’s thing is probably made out of this kind of rock
So dat’s why all he wears is his blue boulder-holder.
If he’s on a hot date, I imagine it’s made out of this.
He looks stoned.