Mundane and pointless indeed.
My first thread was a question about the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth – history, natch, and one of my hobbies is martial arts. I can’t do Deja Fu though. 
So, what about the other Pterry fans?
I don’t have one, but I really should. The guy’s been my favorite author since I read Interesting Times in fifth grade, and I own many of his books (twenty-four on the bookshelves in here, plus more downstairs). There are just so many to pick from. If I did something Cohen themed, I could keep the barbarian warlord thing. Just too many possibilities. Something with The Librarian, of Hex, or Moist von Lipwig, or Lord Vetinari… No, it’s much easier to use my own all-purpose fake internet name and develop my own fake internet personality on this message board.
I have one, but it’s kind of obscure…
Just a minor figure in Going Postal.
There’s Mad Al, and Sane Alex, and Adrian who says he’s not mad but can’t prove it.
That phrase tickled me just right.
Me Diamond
If I had a Discworld username, it would be Herrena the Henna-Haired Harridan.
Mine isn’t but if I was to choose it’d be
**Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm **
Just *Errol *might be a bit too vague.
A complete whittle.
I would have been Bibulous if I hadn’t been of a more classical bent.
** Complete Whittle.**
Not sure what name I would choose. Probably determine my favourite character and choose their name. Corporal Cecil Wormsborough St. John Nobbs for example. Or Havelock Vetinari.
My username, of course, is from the 2015 Discworld novel.
I’m Octarinefire or Octarine most everywhere else on the net.
I want to BE Nanny in another four decades or so. It’s my ultimate goal in life. She enjoys life in big bites and isn’t intimidated by anyone, even Granny Weatherwax. I intend to spend my elder years down the road singing the Hedgehog Song loudly, annoying my daughter and delighting my grandkids. 
From your lips to Blind Io’s ears.
If you chose the name “Errol” most people would probably take you for a Harry Potter fan.
I often feel like I’m kind of a clueless tourist.
My username is from a short story by Keith Roberts but if I had a PTerry one it would be: Achmed I Just Get These Headaches.
Squeak
nevermind, said Emily Litella
Paging Captain Carrot and Mrs. Cake!
and Greebo Ogg and Bill Door and Lobsang where is everyone?