Hey everyone! Come post in my fantastic thread of boundless enthusiasm! Holy cow this is gonna be a great thread! Oh my god I have never enjoyed starting a thread more! And I know it’s just going to get better and better!
JEEPERS! This thread is cool. It’s one of the best I’ve ever seen, and there’s only one post! It can only get better from here!
Rather !! I expect lots of out friends will come along and we’ll all have a jolly good picnic on the riverbank !!
Neato torpedo!! Can it possibly get any better?!?!? I can’t believe the wonderfulness of it all!
This thread is so full of boundless joy that I have thrown of all my clothes, run four laps of the office singing Beethoven’s Ode to Joy (in harmony with myself) and exploded with the sheer wonderfulness of it all.
After wiping down my laptop, I am now back at the keyboard.
I expect my P45 is in the post.
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! I chortle in my joy.
Today is the first day of the rest of my life, and it’s going to be the best day ever, thanks to this jolliest of all threads.
You guys are the absolute GREATEST for replying! Pearls of humanity! No, wait, what’s more valuable than pearls? BIGGER pearls! Enormous pearls of humanity is what you all are! My heart swells at the thought of you replying to my thread!
Oooh-Da-Lally!
This is the BEST thread ever! It’s better than anything I could possibly come up with.
Wowsers! I should send this link to all my friends! Or even better, they should delete the entire SDMB apart from this thread! Nothing can top it.
Neato mosquito! I’m so delighted I found this dandy board and this celebration of cheery bliss! Yowza this thread rules!
Oh joy, oh rapture! This thread is chocolatier than chocolate! Honier than honey! Sugarier than sugar! Beerier than beer, even! Happiness, happiness, happiness!
Yay! This thread is the best ever guys! Hurrah!
Well, now I can die happy! I never saw such a wonderful, brilliant, and all-around stupendous thread! I feel like the Luckiest Girl in the World, having the opportunity to read - and even more thrilling, to post in - this thread!
man, LOOK at all the exclamation points this thread has spawned. That’s a sure sign of greatness!
Love, hugs, kisses, and a great big 
to all -
-Kn*ckers
P.S.: I say, anyone for tennis?!
This thread is so great, it will one day replace oxygen as the thing we depend on to stay alive!!!
Oh, my God! I can die happy! I posted in this most magnificent of beyond-sublime threads, posted by the one and only Legomancer!
I’m begging you, don’t leave it here! Spread the word, people! They must not miss out on this life-changing experience!
Ohmygod! I get to press the submit reply button in this thread!
Holy crap! I can’t believe I’m getting in on this thread in the early stages, before it has reached the twenty pages it will no doubt hit within the hour! That means that all subsequent posters will read my post! I’ll be famous!
This is ultra super fantastic. The joy, the mirth, the unbound enthusiasm.
At least until we all die, old and alone. Our posts long since forgotten. Our marks on the world eroded to mere nothingness short of some uneaten Twinkies and overdue library books. Then, if we are lucky, we won’t have to suffer the indignity of a grave digger rifling through our pockets shortly before we are forever deposited into the cold, unfeeling earth.
sigh
Whee! Monday! bounce bounce bounce Back to WORK!
I am overcome with the pure emotion of being able not only to read this post, but to add my own words to it. This opportunity is just so, so . . . well, I say again, I’m overcome. I can’t say enough about how the SDMB impacts on the lives of millions of people, and to be a part, albeit, a small part, is so intergal to my overall feeling of completeness–well, it’s just too much. There is nothing that can match the feeling, the sense of wonder and awe that accompanies each venture onto the Boards (if I can be so bold as to call this magnificant structure by such a mundane appellation). I can barely contain myself. Indeed, I feel I must give voice to this emotion, or I shall surely die.
Yippie, I say, yippie!
Thank you for understanding my need for such an outburst.
Hey Mullinator!! Even if you die old and alone, at least you’ll get to see some super tv shows along the way! With any luck, the emergency room to which the police haul your garbage-bag wrapped hobo body to suffer its final hours in will have cable! And Jello! Yay for Jello! It’s made from hooves you know!
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I wuv you.