Aaagh, noooo!!! I’ve got…HAPPY FEET!!!
I just realized my intestines are over 40 yards long. They’re curled up in a ball, just waiting to sprout out like a bunch of larvae out of a cocoon.
I just realized that my teeth are NAKED SKELETON. There’s no flesh covering them. Start stripping away my gums, lips, uvula, the SKELETON KEEPS GETTING BIGGER!
My cells are made up of slimy things that swiggle around in protoplasm. That’s like worms in snot. MY ENTIRE BODY IS COMPOSED OF WORMS IN SNOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!
Kn*ckers–just so ya know…Secret of Nimh is a movie about genetically engineered ‘smart’ rats who escape from their lab at the National Institute for Mental Health(NiMH).It is based on the very good book (and a staple of class reading lists since I was a kid)called ‘Mrs.Brisby and the Rats of NiMH’ by Robert C. O’Brien.
Here’s a link for the movie, released in 1982 by the same guys who later did “An American Tale” and one of my favorites,“Rock-a-doodle” as well as the minor hit(and cult classic)“All Dogs Go To Heaven”.http://us.imdb.com/Title?0084649
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I got NO junk mail today does this mean the end of the world is near?
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Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!
Uh oh, I’ve got a hangnail. What do I do? What if I try to rip it off, and it bleeds? What if I try to rip it off, and instead of coming off it just keeps unraveling my skin like wool from a spindle? What if I rip it off, put a band-aid on, go to sleep, and in the morning my entire arm has turned black from NECROTIZING FASCIITIS??? What if, if, if…AAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!
Job hunting post #2 in this thread - I got a hang-up on my answering machine today! Damn it, I bet it was one of the places I really want to work in too! Probably gave my job to some other punk mutter mutter grumble
What happens to all that navel lint I’ve been storing??? Placing lint screens in private places help meeeeeee!!!
Hrm. It’s -10 Farenheit here.
I have a hockey game tonight.
Wait a minute. . . Oh good God. What if it’s COLD?!? I could catch pneumonia sitting on the bench. I could get VD from the puck! I could get the dread whooping cough from the tape on my own stick!
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Oh my, I should bundle up.
Gah! The thread’s on page two!
NoOOOO!!! I’M NOT THE FIRST POST ON THE SECOND PAGE!!!
What’s this? It feels like a lump. Slortar, would you feel my ass and tell if that’s a lump or not?
poke poke poke
Oh, no, now I’ve got some strange kind of Radio Wave disease on my finger!!! Out, out, foul spot!
Gah! There is hair in my hairbrush! What if I brush my hair and all my hair falls out and I go bald??? No…I wanted not to terrible,choke-a-horse thick hair but not this!Noooo…I don’t want to be bald…eeyaaagghh.
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STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!
Eeyaaaggh!I made a mistake whilst posting. It should say “I wanted not to have terrible,choke-a-horse thick hair”.
Gah!And what if a horse comes up and starts chewing on my hair and actually chokes and dies??Gah!Eeeyaaagggh!Ooooohnooo!
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AHH! It’s Friday the 13th!
No, wait. That was last month.
I gotta get a new calendar.
Oh my God!!!
Nobody has posted to this thread for 3 and 1/2 hours!!!
What will we do???
The phone calls are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! AIEEE!