The Thread Of Unreasoning Panic

I’m posting on the SDMB whilst the company auditor is here, what if he notices? Will I loose my job? Should I stop posting?

I’m bored…

But luckilly I have monkeys and virus to cure my boredom.

Monkeys?looks suspiciously at CRorexWhere?NOOooooooo!Not MONKEYS!runs in terror

IDBB

I just realized that I have never used the conditioner my shampoo recommends “for best results.”

I’m going to lose my hair! WAAAAAAAIIIIIIL!