The thread title

The unnecessarily long, vague and pointless artsy response:

A stick, a stone,
It’s the end of the road,
It’s the rest of a stump,
It’s a little alone

It’s a sliver of glass,
It is life, it’s the sun,
It is night, it is death,
It’s a trap, it’s a gun

The oak when it blooms,
A fox in the brush,
A knot in the wood,
The song of a thrush

The wood of the wind,
A cliff, a fall,
A scratch, a lump,
It is nothing at all

It’s the wind blowing free,
It’s the end of the slope,
It’s a beam, it’s a void,
It’s a hunch, it’s a hope

And the river bank talks
of the waters of March,
It’s the end of the strain,
The joy in your heart

The foot, the ground,
The flesh and the bone,
The beat of the road,
A slingshot’s stone

A fish, a flash,
A silvery glow,
A fight, a bet,
The range of a bow

The bed of the well,
The end of the line,
The dismay in the face,
It’s a loss, it’s a find

A spear, a spike,
A point, a nail,
A drip, a drop,
The end of the tale

A truckload of bricks
in the soft morning light,
The shot of a gun
in the dead of the night

A mile, a must,
A thrust, a bump,
It’s a girl, it’s a rhyme,
It’s a cold, it’s the mumps

The plan of the house,
The body in bed,
And the car that got stuck,
It’s the mud, it’s the mud

Afloat, adrift,
A flight, a wing,
A hawk, a quail,
The promise of spring

And the riverbank talks
of the waters of March,
It’s the promise of life
It’s the joy in your heart

A stick, a stone,
It’s the end of the road
It’s the rest of a stump,
It’s a little alone

A snake, a stick,
It is John, it is Joe,
It’s a thorn in your hand
and a cut in your toe

A point, a grain,
A bee, a bite,
A blink, a buzzard,
A sudden stroke of night

A pin, a needle,
A sting, a pain,
A snail, a riddle,
A wasp, a stain

A pass in the mountains,
A horse and a mule,
In the distance the shelves
rode three shadows of blue

And the riverbank talks
of the waters of March,
It’s the promise of life
in your heart, in your heart

A stick, a stone,
The end of the road,
The rest of a stump,
A lonesome road

A sliver of glass,
A life, the sun,
A knife, a death,
The end of the run

And the riverbank talks
of the waters of March,
It’s the end of all strain,
It’s the joy in your heart.

Antonio Carlos Jobim

Perfect! Well played, sir.

Which is followed by
A more eloquent haiku-
Brevity is peace

Nevermind

Post to say that Kyrie wins the thread.

Post to point out the post/username irony/humor.

Post to complain that somebody else used the joke that I was planning to use.

Post to express admiration for how much the poster loves the Dope for these sorts of threads.

Post apologizing for the multiposting but the poster clearly had a different idea to share this time.

I didn’t read the thread, but…

(am I first? :smiley: )

New Page!

The I haven’t read the thread post but I thought I’d reply anyway post.

The post noting the ironic relation of the thread topic to the content of one of the Google ads at the bottom of the page.

The post to say the ads are not seen by this poster.

Frantic post to the effect that power is out for the entire county and there’s no hope of getting this post posted.

ETA: Second try

ETA: Third try

ETA: I give up. There’s no power here.

The post that is so self-referential that it collapses into a black hole.
The post that is so self-referential that it collapses into a black hole.
The post that is so self-referential that it collapses into a black hole.


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Post telling the poster to get adblockerfor Firefox.

The most recent post to date.

A refutation post with a smiley. :wink:

A note that today is Antonio Vivaldi’s birthday, and here we sit fiddling about with our computers.

d&r