The Torgo Game for MST3K fans

“Hello, Cleveland… I am Torgo… are you ready to… rock?”

And now getting ready to mount the balance beam…Torgo.

“I’m Torgo, and I’ll b-b-be piercing your nip-p-ple.”

When you need to artificially inseminate the cow, just dial 555 GOTORGO for your semen collecting needs.

M-m-my n-name is Torgo, a-and I m-move y-your v-valuables i-into your n-new house.

I-i am N-nurse Torgo, h-hold s-still for your I-V.

Torgovitz the Mohel.

I’m…Dr. …Torgo…lay back f-f-f-for…your n-n-novocaine shot

(I’ll do this in the old typing style some people used for Torgo.)

I aM ToRGo. I wIlL pErForM yOuR hEaRt ByPasS wHiLe tHe MaSTeR iS AWay. PlEaSe ReLax fOR tHe aNesTHesiOlOGiSt.

(I used to love stuff like this while I was on the MST3K board at scifi.com. Good wishes to all my old BBoard friends, wherever you may be.)

-Brianjedi

Torgo…tattoo artist…my Master says that…I…I…I.
c-c-can…d-d-draw…whatever…I…I…w-w-wh-wha-want…

h-h-hold…st-st-st-still

“T-t-thissss is C-C-C-C-N-N-N-N-N…”

“My n-n-name is T-t-torgo…would you l-l-l-like to select a china p-p-p-pattern?”
Ladies, get out the money…dancing to Closer by Nine Inch Nails…Torgo [sub]You l-l-let me v-v-v-violate you[/sub]