“Hello, Cleveland… I am Torgo… are you ready to… rock?”
And now getting ready to mount the balance beam…Torgo.
“I’m Torgo, and I’ll b-b-be piercing your nip-p-ple.”
When you need to artificially inseminate the cow, just dial 555 GOTORGO for your semen collecting needs.
M-m-my n-name is Torgo, a-and I m-move y-your v-valuables i-into your n-new house.
I-i am N-nurse Torgo, h-hold s-still for your I-V.
Torgovitz the Mohel.
I’m…Dr. …Torgo…lay back f-f-f-for…your n-n-novocaine shot
(I’ll do this in the old typing style some people used for Torgo.)
I aM ToRGo. I wIlL pErForM yOuR hEaRt ByPasS wHiLe tHe MaSTeR iS AWay. PlEaSe ReLax fOR tHe aNesTHesiOlOGiSt.
(I used to love stuff like this while I was on the MST3K board at scifi.com. Good wishes to all my old BBoard friends, wherever you may be.)
-Brianjedi
Torgo…tattoo artist…my Master says that…I…I…I.
c-c-can…d-d-draw…whatever…I…I…w-w-wh-wha-want…
h-h-hold…st-st-st-still
“T-t-thissss is C-C-C-C-N-N-N-N-N…”
“My n-n-name is T-t-torgo…would you l-l-l-like to select a china p-p-p-pattern?”
Ladies, get out the money…dancing to Closer by Nine Inch Nails…Torgo [sub]You l-l-let me v-v-v-violate you[/sub]