Today on MST3K was “The Final Sacrifice”. I saw this episode once, years ago, but I barely remembered it. I now want to join some message board somewhere specifically so that I can use the name “Zap Rowsdower”. It’s the funniest damn name I’ve ever heard. I’ve been giggling about it on an off for about 12 hours now. Go ahead, just say it out loud. Now try saying it in the voice of the main bad guy from the movie - you know the type, with a deep menacing, vaguely European-accented voice. Hoo boy. If I hadn’t been using Smeghead for so long that I actually answer to it in person, I’d switch right now.
MST3K is still airing?! How did I miss this! When, where, I need details, man!
I’d love to see somebody using Rowsdower as a screen name 
“I haven’t read Tolkien in almost a WEEK!”
The SciFi Channel still shows the last few seasons on Saturday mornings. Their website has complete listings.
Tolkein. Hee hee hee!
My favorite is still Pod People.
“Trumpey, you do stupid things!”
“McCloud?!?”
Why is MST3K not available in Australia? I would reinstall cable just for that, if it was here. But it has never come. This royally SUCKS.
“Little wing-ed potatoes.”
And let’s not forget “Wiiiiild Rebels, Crunchy, Chewy Rebels!”
“Puma?”
Did anyone else ever see the video where they were watching old '50’s newsreels about railroad safety and stuff. Damn funny.
Mr B Natural.where art thou?
Rowsdower saves us, and saves all the WORLD!!!
Oh my god! I did watch it yesterday-I have it on tape, but it’s one of my favorites.
“Ow, you shot my butt! What the hell, you shot me in the butt!?”
I mean, how can you NOT love an episode that includes grizzled beer guzzling jokes, Canada bashing and mullets?
Oh, I love that one.
Scrawny Kid: I wish I knew what happened to you, Dad.
Mike: [as his dad] I died.
“Well, if I’m going to be a ventriloquist dummy, I’d better learn to live in this trunk.”
“Nobody leaves the World Wrestling Federation!”
Hee hee hee…
[paraphrase]Joel: This is the Wall of Keyboards, Crow. To make a New Age record, you just press your finger here (droning tone) and hold it there until you get a contract from Windham Hills Records.[/paraphrase]
Deep Hurting! DEEEEP HURTING!
“Let’s Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas!”: “I just learned that Santa has been stealing from the till / I think it’s time for that jolly old elf to make out his will!”
(Remember when Crow sang an ode to Kim Catrell? My, my, how she has grown!)
Joel: Does anyone have a song to get us through this stock footage?
Crow: I do, I do! Da-da Da-da-da-dah EAT IT MOVIE! Take this little piece of cockroach droppings, roooolll it up real tight, AND CRAM IT UP YOUR (breaks down blubbering)
Mr. B Natural, you’re hot!
MITCHELL!
(Hehehehe. Love 'em)
I have never seen a full episode of MST3K, but I should start watching it, as the parts I have seen are hilarious.
Also, I love the Master Ninja Theme Song (not only do I have the MP3, but it is the last track on every audio CD I make from now on.:D)
Chief??
My favorite of all time? Cavedwellers.
How much O’Keefe is in this movie?
MILES O’KEEFE
“Mitchell!”
I don’t get cable, and the only way I know about MST3K is that a friend recommended it to me.
I rented all of the videos at my local Blockbuster, and I’m hooked!
“Now get out of my hallway!” -Gunslingers
“Meanwhile, in a winter movie” -Pod People
And . . . my all time favourite,
“Any movie with ‘walka jawalka’ in it is okay with me! walka chicka walka chicka walka…” -MITCHELL!
-Soup
“Whoo boy, cowboy music. Let’s just turn back, shall we?.”
- Tom Servo
“Final Justice”
“Bought it from the government. It’s called ‘Fat Man’ or something.”
- Mike Nelson
“Gorgo”
“Good…Back to the rusting septic system of this FUTURISTIC SPACE SHIP.”
- Tom Servo
“Space Mutiny”
“Set it on nuclear, it will destroy the base!”
- Movie Character
“Oh great! What was it on before? Defrost?” - Crow T. Robot
“Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster”
“Bone in my hair…I’M FROM DETROIT!”
- Tom Servo
“Santa Claus”
“Oh my god - the humidifier committed suicide”
- Crow T. Robot
“Gozilla vs. Barugon”
“A showered person, thank god.”
- Crow T. Robot
“Giant Spider Invasion”
“Oh come on, we can’t keep making fun of the names - get on with it!”
- Crow T. Robot
“The Castle of Fu Manchu”
“Well if we’re ever attacked by white rectangles we’ve got it under control.”
- Tom Servo
“The Starfighters”
“Y’know guys, I’m starting to with that the South would rise again and crush the North.”
- Mike Nelson
“Giant Spider Invasion”
“They got some chubbly little 14 year old to noodle on his tuba too.”
- Mike Nelson
“The Screaming Skull”
[After a narrator tells them they may die of fright watching this movie]
“If you watch it in front of a moving bus.”
- Tom Servo
“The Screaming Skull”
<annoying voice>
HEEHEEHEEHEE!
No springs!
</annoying voice>
Gosh, I love MST3K
Why don’t they look?
I’ve been taping the ones on sci fi since I started getting cable down here. I think that the one with the railroad safety stuff is on one of the shorts tapes Rhino has for sale. MST3K has the best quotes.
“From the land comes life”
-narrator
“And fat free goodness!”
-Pearl Forrester
“So how did you become a slave?”
-movie character
“I accidentally put a sign on my back that said ‘slave for sale’.”
-Crow
and, from the railroad thing
“Hey, the cop never said anything about doing intensly STUPID things!”
“Never under any circumstances drive with your butt cheeks”
“Could you please identify this bucket full of your brother?”