The Tories' latest negative portrayal of Scots will not stand!

The Pjen is mightier than the fnord!

If you want to do it, don’t forget the accent; that’s crucial to the entrance: à la Cthulu.

It’s the little touches that make all the difference in dramatic entrances. :smiley:

You mean the little touchés?

Look, the solution is easy: The U.S. can annex the UK, and then Scotland and England can be separate states of the Union. Everyone happy?

How many Scots does it take to change a light bulb?

Och! It’s no that dark!