Kamchatka is only defended by longbow men.
Rolls Dice
4 +2 for longbow =6
That doesn’t even equal you heavy artillary.
Kamchatka falls to Glassy’s heavy artillary.
I move the Kamchatka Ruler to Siberia.
I quickly move my Goblin to Vladivostoc, that should stop you getting any further foot hold in Eastern Russia.
#pray
Wait… this is neutral?
(emerges from bathroom)
Hey guys, c’mere an’ look at this! I made a bridge!
Yes, but I pinned my tail closest to the donkey’s so I advance to the head of the class. Everybody else if playing for second place now.
[begin obscure game references]
I like my hand… a Cosmic Zap, Thumb of God, Karama, and a Jackelope Stampede.
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I got full Sabacc!!!
Ha, telling us the contents of your hand will prove to be a lethal misstake.
Plays a black lotus, sacrifice it for three black manna,
Play three Dark ritual and tap them all plus the forrest to play …
King of Spades
I’d like to see your Jackelope’s get past that one!
And are you claiming an Imperial or a New Republic Sabacc?
was that my out loud voice? Oops…
Lays out a scrabble word and recieves fifty extra points.
No, it means that I slapped people around in a masochistic manner… you know, I slapped them really, really hard! 
With that… you have to say “Hello, how are you? I’m fine… except for the fact that my grandma’s cat fell out of the tree and was instantly set upon by a pack of ramapaging hounds…” in Chinese before you can advance to the swirly square in the centre of the board.
(don’t look at me, I don’t know how to say it… but it’s all right… I claim immunity in the name of Hamsterettes with Weird Font Issues :D)
F_X
Presses the “B” button to execute a spin move
Touchdown!!!
Covers eyes
Marco?!?!?!
My turn again. I’m going to draw 6 more cards from the Bowl of Cards.
Cool! I got a Prize Card!
Wait a minute…Tuna?! Tuna is worth nothing!
(Sorry, I’m watching Invader ZIM.)
::: grabs Bowl of Cards and throws it through the basket :::
Woo-hoo! 5 points for me!
::: Picks up hockey stick and prepares to play defense :::
holds cards close to face
peers over cards at other players
Hmm…umm…I bid 5! No wait, I bid my pet cockatiel! No, my boxer shorts and a half-full bottle of Smirnoff Vodka!
Ah, screw it, I pass.
…finishes placing the plastic figurines, “and this is Randle El going in motion.”
Picks up the switch on the cord and starts the vibrating board…
:spins around and takes her hands from her eyes"
RED LIGHT!! HA!!! THespos moved! THespos to the back of the room, and I get to move to the orange square and draw a new card!
Anybody got any 27’s?? No? Well then Uno!
takes “Words Ending with GRY” for 200 and discards a Jack
::: picks up the Jack and buys a vowel :::
::Makes her accusation::
It was Monstre in the Ballroom with the Revolver
::checks out the case file::
Aha!