presses pop-o-matic bubble and gets a #
picks up the third card from the bottom of the pile and reads it
checks the lore guide
stands up
runs head first into the wall
Trades in cards for 10 armies.
Lays down the left bower.
Yikes… FUMBLE!!!
Drat! I guess I have to pay the penalty.
::: picks up penalty card and reads it :::
::: following instructions, takes off shirt :::
::: gets into the jello-wrestling pit :::
::: waits for next opponent :::
(This reminds me of Calvinball)
I have the right bower and a full house. Since this is still Tuesday, that’s a full Fizban. Everyone has to remove their left shoe and drink a shot.
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::steals Monstre’s jack, shakes up the letter dice, and boggles at the 19 words they make::
Ha! I have the hammer!
::sweeps the table clear and curls a rock down the table to the four-foot, guarded by those castles::
Mother, may I take 3 cards?
Yes, you may.
Okay, so I own Market Street now, everyone who’s landed there owes me $20.
puts left foot on blue and takes off shirt I get to roll again! Whee!
Knight to G-4, and king me!
Simon says “Bingo!” So when the music stops, you pass three right. No take-backs.
I call the surfboard!! Everyone touching furniture owes me a praline!!
*knocks over 3 of the pins
*adds another layer of streamers to keithmac, who seems to have gotten free
I’m playing the Black Hole card – clear the board!
Kitty runs in and trips everyone in the room
TIG!!
Kitty runs out
slaps the black jack
puts it into his pile
Okay, everyone. Tops off.
I’d like to solve the puzzle. Is it “The third word ending in -gry?”
Let’s go shopping…
I’ll take the Sea Ray jet boat for $5,159… I’ll take the his and hers mountain bikes for $600…and throw in the ceramic panda bear for $49. Yes, I’d like a gift certificate for the remaining $17.
Falta Envido Truco!
Doubles Down and tries to extract the funny bone.
The Imperial Japanese Navy comes out of nowhere to assault keithmac’s Far Eastern stronghold, with two Fighters, three Transports landing four Infantry and an Armor, a Battleship to bombard, and a whole mess of Huntresses led by a Demon Hunter. The Goblin is quickly dispatched. The Demon Hunter challenges whatever puny little “leader” keithmac has to a duel.
“Sir, I say Sir, I challenge you to a duel!”
pregnant pause
“OK… uh… Sir, I say Sir, I take it by your silence that you accept.”
Demon Hunter focuses
"OK… uh…
One, two, three…
SCISSORS!"
Demon Hunter realizes that keithmac’s commander is a giant Two of Spades and thus has no fingers
“Fine, fuck it.”
zap slice
And the battle is won!
I place my trebuchets in Japan–those things just don’t build fast enough–and it’s somebody else’s turn.
I’ll use 3rd level Obfuscate.
Whilst I move about the room unsuspected I will pull up three cards, place them in varous hands, and roll my Dexterity+Dodge to avoid being hit by any on coming pies from Ulterior’s trebuchet.
Grabs nearest victim to refill blood pool.
wriggling free of the second level of streamers
“Trebuchet in Japan, huh. if only I can get hold of the Queen of Swords, or a Bounty Hunter, I’ll be able to play a Togakure Ninja sabotage on the trebuchet!”
Are Bounty Hunters wild in Sabacc?
Anyway, I move a Vorlon Battle Cruiser from Moscow
to St Petersberg.
Flamsterette_X No,no,no that would be slapping in a sadistic manner, masochistic’s hurt them selves. Now you have to pay a penalty!
Hands a Hazelnut Praline to FariyChatMom
I play New Rule: Play 3.
I play Goal: Death by Chocolate (If a player has Death and Chocolate, they win).
I play Move: Back 4.
I CFJ on the following statement: “Ulterior commited the Crime of Misrepresentation in eir message on 22-Jan-2003 14:16 UTC.” Argument: E claimed eir play was “Scissors,” when according to R591/5 (Power=1) that play is “Giant Two of Spades.” Evidence: Ulterior’s message. Evidence: Rule 591 as amended.
I build (at planet Klah) and deploy four Magellan (3/3) Scouts.
I build (at planet Yavin) 5 Stone (4/4) Satellites.
Mornington Crescent
Game over. Run along now.
I play my “Go - Safety” card to get moving again.
I play the “Flat Tire” to stop your progress.
Then, because I rolled a 4.56, I get to land on blue.
You must draw four cards, HA!
Wait! I didn’t say “Simpon Says”! You must now draw eight cards!
I’m winning! I’m winning!
I play “Spare Tire – drink less beer.”
I play “Speed Limit: 3.0 * 10^8 m/s”
I play two cards (face down), and announce “Two threes.”
I roll to save vs. caffeine withdrawal.
I offer to trade Sun, Linux, and any one connectivity provider for two of the green or dark blue web sites.
I pick up the modeling clay and start sculpting.
I bet $10 on high, $10 on odd, and $10 on yellow.