OK, the music is on again. When it stops, you must form a diorama of an ancient Greek historical moment. Last one moving forfeits all cash and parting gifts. Players on ladders get a free spin. No savesies!
[SNL/Sean Connery]I’ll take “The Penis Mightier” for 500.[/SNL/Sean Connery]
Oh, 500’s taken.
“Potent Potables” for Pi, then Alex, and make it snappy!
The answer is, It tastes like crap!
That’s it!
(pulls in hose from outside)
Turns on hose full blast.
Soaks everyone, especially the urinators.
removes her shoe, counts to three, and calls spades
“Hey that water smells funny! Who reconnected the outside hose to the sewage pipes?”
Gets out the really ultra powerful dissinfectant and sprays everything and everyone. The room now smells of pseudo lemon.
Builds a Diorama of the fall of Troy by stuffing a plush horse with toy soldiers.
Castle to King’s Bihop 8, Snap !!!
Oh, damn… I’ll just sit out this round… how’s that for a penalty?
So does it count if I’ve visited Death by Chocolate recently? 
(bloody expensive place, that… but very good)
F_X
Stands on head and draws 14 cards
HA!! I trump you all!! I got the Triple-Dog-Dare card!!
I dare the person on my left to stick their tongue to the flagpole outside…or lick the cat, whichever is easier.
NO WAY, Greywolf!!! You skipped the triple dare and went straight to the triple dog dare! That means I get to smack you with a wet noodle!!
SMACK
lick’s the nearest pussie
steals second base
“Red Rover, Red Rover, let Opal come over!!”
Stands on head whilst reciting Jabberwocky
FairyChatMom, you didn’t hop on one foot – you’re out!
Slides down green arrow then switches positions with Bad News Babboon
I grab FairyChatMom’s teeth from Giraffe who hasn’t been paying attention for a while, and throw them to Flamsterette_X.
Spins spinner, but the room spins instead
Lobs two cream pies out the window and invites Giraffe to walk backwards around the block
Rolls four 7’s and passes the chrome fish to FairyChatMom
bounces a ping-pong ball into Flamsterette’s drink
Yeah! I win the bag of M&Ms!
Darnit, I’m hungry.
wanders out the door to find dinner
::: plays his STEAL token on Magickly and takes the M&Ms :::
::: stalks back into the jello pit and continues to wait :::
Draws two cards
“At last…”
Plays the Bounty Hunter and discards it and the Jack of Diamonds. Two Jacks gives me Colonel Mustard.
Place the Colonel in Kyoto, plays the summon Togakure Ninja card. Now that gets rid of Ulterior’s trebuchet.
Plays Valentines Day Massacre. Everyone who is up against the wall must join Monstre in the jello pit.
uses his “Get out of Jello Pit Free” card to avoid wrestling Monstre
takes a taxi to Trafalgar Square and captures Mr. X
Woohoo! Since I captured Mr. X, I declare that everyone who rolls three or less has to flash the neighbours.
rolls a six
Damn.
Taps 3 islands, 4 mountains, and 5 swamps to play “Evil Lexicographer”, a global Enchantment that reads:
“After this post is made, each poster must transpose the first and third letter in every other word typed, starting with the first word”
*ehtckhd then alpys a nur of xis, a tes of uofr, and sidcards three apsdes and nifally says:
“Onu!!”*
keithmac, I’m sorry, you forgot to say “get back, jack” on your discard. Take another card as penalty.
I place the Corporate Hucksters in Western Australia. That’s a +2 on political influence, so I am immune from Hokaiden. Don’t even try.
My Left Offensive Nibling and Overblat bumps off the ping pong ball on Eastern Australia, and my Bludger connects with the pinata. I call TOFFEE IMMERSION on Manchuria! Who owns Manchuria?
I queen Trump Plaza, build on Rigel, and I have two lands, immolate, a flat tire, teleport, sonic fugue, a Benedict Rat with two more turns to gnaw, my pie has two slices, and “friend of the queen” at Rebel Base.
And I’m knocking. “Red Rover, Red Rover, this game may be over.”