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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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eats the dice

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rolls Giraffe

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::Glares at Giraffe, takes a moment to find an entirely new set of dice, rolls, moves his miniature pewter model of a caffeine molecule 175 spaces forward::

::Picks up Community Chest card. Reads, frowns::

Hey everyone, look! Isn’t that Halley’s Comet? ::points::

[sub]Stuffs card in back pocket, picks up another card while no one’s looking[/sub]

Well, lookie here, I just won a beauty contest! Lucky me!

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Red, blue, blue, yellow, green, red.

Hah.

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(Fuck, what a waste of a 100th post.)

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hrmm…
pass

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Hey, it’s my birthday, so I get one free spin for every year. I’m 49! Woohoo! I own this game!

Everybody has to give me a token. And I get to sit in the comfy chair all day.

Yes! I rule!!!

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hits FairyChatMom 49 times with the pinata stick

Happy Birthday!

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(rattle rattle)
one…two…three…fouor…five.six…seven…
Just Visiting…

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BINGO!

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Only if you visited the site while that Goal was in play.

I hand FairyChatMom a Saproling token (counts as a 1/1 Green creature).

I trebel a fromp.

I wager $20 on Come, intending to follow up with max odds.

I use a ball of yarn to capture Orion (the cat, not the region).

I send the Felix VI Legion and a Vogon Battlecruiser against Ace of Sword’s Rebel Base.

I deploy a generic army of 4d4, 10d6, 6d10, and 2d20.

I award Ulterior the 100 Post Medal.

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Ulterior get’s five black pegs and one white (Master Mind is much better using this fractal game board).
Hands a gift wrapped box of Crunch Frog chocolates to FairyChatMom
Pick up the remaining cards, deals five to each player and then turns over the top card.
Five of Hamsters !
OK Hamsters are wild.

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sets of Roman candle, catches ceiling on fire

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  • Using fireproof baseball glove, catches ceiling on fire when it loses structural integrety *

Alright! Since I succeeded my dex check while standing on one foot, I get two bonus rolls, a spin, 6 colorless mana, and the monkey wrench from Professor Plum.

Ok, I’ll use all that to summon a 4/4 hamster.

  • wild hamster runs amok *
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I’m gonna call a nine-ball/wild hamster combo, with the hamster going in the side pocket.

chalks up cue

scratches

hamster jumps off table and lands on Mirror Image’'s head

Damn! That’s the fourth wicket I’ve fumbled this inning.

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Hits a pop fly thru the uprights - nothing but net!!

That gives me a full house and Reading Railroad. Button, button, who has the button??

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Puts on a Toga, feather boa, and blindfold
grabs the darts and prepares to throw

“Did a Hamster just climb up my leg?”

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  • wonders briefly if keithmac is just happy to see me *
  • dodges first dart *

Ha! You missed! I get to take one of your cards.

  • looks at card and sees it’s the Queen of Eels *

Yes!!

  • eats the hamster *
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  • clarifying *

(the hamster that ran across the room and jumped on Mirror Image’s head. not keithmac’s hamster :::shudder::: )

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Buckleberry: No no no no no! I just rolled the dice and got a 6.5 which means I get to turn the corner and go up the hill! I’ll have a parcheesi before you can drink your next beer! HA! :smiley:

(and I don’t care what anyone says, I don’t cheat!) (very much)

“Honest” Jake