BuckleberryFerry: NO NO NO!! I just rolled a 5.6 so that means you can’t win until I turn the corner and go up the hill (with two sidesteps) for a Parcheesi! Unless you roll a 5.7. Then we’ll have to to do a Brodie.
Believe me you don’t want to do a Brodie. :eek:
Be afraid. Yield.
HUH? Sorry for the double post. (My first!)
throws the second dart
“screaaaammmmm!” says someone.
“Who did I hit?” says I.
I’d like to buy a vowel, please.
“That would be me, keithmac” sez I, plucking the dart out of my ass.
Gets the superstrength mylar streamers and rewraps keithmac
Adds another piece to the top of the tower, and though it wobbles, it doesn’t fall down
*Checks cards and decides to double down
“Three no trump.”
“SORRY!”
Hah! twickster47 - you gotta go back! That’s what you get for whacking me with that pinata stick. And since I have the gold crown, I declare that you must give me all your money and you lose the next 3 turns. And you have to fill all the nut dishes. With real nuts. The edible kind. No funny stuff.
OK, who’s up now?
I see your Enron and raise you Arthur Andersen.
Aaaaahhhhh! Get it off me!
pulls hamster off of head and stuffs down Monstre’s pants
sighs, mumbles, fills nut dishes
Throws the Final Dart
Clink, it bounces off the lamp shade and burries itself into Monstre’s crotch.
“sqweekkkkggggarrgggh” goes the Hamster that saved Monstre’s genetalia from an unscheduled pearcing.
Removes blindfold
Thats $0 or the first dart
$150 for twickster47’s ass (sorry “twickers”)
and $200 for a Hamster - wild.
I buy King’s Cross and rebuild the castles on Broadway and Mayfair.
Your go I believe.
(and not a moment too soon)
steps over keithmac’s twitching body as she continues to fill nut bowls, waiting out the second of the three defaulted turns
On my building turn I connect Chicago to St. Louis. That’s 16 million for construction. I move my Super Freight to St. Louis, picking up a load of corn to deliver to Des Moines next turn for 8 million.
Trading 2! Trading 2! Damn, don’t need barley! Trading 2! Trading 2!
Sighs, hums, does a Sorcer’s Apprentice deal on the nut bowls…
<draws task slip from hat>
<reads aloud> Exorcise the demons of stupidity from internet.
<takes a deep breath> ** The Power of Cecil Compels You! The Power of Cecil Compels You! The Power of Cecil Compels You! The Power of…**
On the count of 3… 1-2-3-GO!
Wakes up, groggily looks arround
“Did anyone say Jello?”
Jumps into Jello Pit shouting
“BANZAIIII!!!”
<inserts 2 tokens, presses 2P button>
I draw a chit from the bag… hmm… Dallas. OK, I flip my tiddly wink into the nut bowl, and grab two commodities from Dave3L’s hand.
hmmm…
Does any one want to trade Wood for Sheep?
anyone? Wood for sheep?
<runs into corner, looks behind jello pit, grabs railgun>
What about now, punks? WOOD FOR SHEEP?!!?!?
“Is the Sheep friendly?”
“And would you want my Wood?” Smileing Evilly
I’ll trade you 2 wood and Trekkies for 1 sheep and Semiconscious Liberation Army.
I spend 10 IPCs to purchase 2 tech rolls. “Come on, Super Subs!”
I look at the railgun and roll 2 dice to Identify Dangerous Object.