pauses game
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start
30 extra lives!
rolls dice Hmm, snake eyes…
skips past Lord Licorice
Touchdown! And now, for the extra point… he sinks it into the cup for a birdie! Well, off to buy the Cherry Poppin’ Ice Cream Factory, I guess.
Excellent! That means BuckleberryFerry is buying the next round!
While we wait for him to get back, can somebody explain to me what it means when all my cards are the Ace of Diamonds?
Daniel
(D’oh! Thought I was on the last page of the thread, when really I was on the first page! That’s three loopbacks for me!)
Daniel
Hands DanielWithrow the bag of nuts and heads for the Jell-O pit
“Be careful around FairyChatMom – she’s definitely lost her sense of humor now that she’s uh, more mature”
Leaves the 3, 5, and 6 and rolls for a small straight
Takes thoroughly shuffled deck of cards. Makes one cut. Deals four aces to self. (Force of habit).
Next…
Rolls 1dIN (Die of Impossible Numbers)
Gets the Last Prime Number, which allows me to
Move ten spaces in any combination of moves/dimensions, and
Play my Evil Bastard card, declaring
All subsequent Players will be placed into the Total Perspective Vortex for one round.
Darn these streamers, how can I Jello-Wrestle with both my hands and feet tied?
Picks up (with mouth) the Die of non-terminating integers, and rolls it
“Rolled Infinity again, that put’s me in jail”
I hate Jell-O!
Pushes Monstre backwards into the Jell-O and uses keithmac as a step to get out of the pit
“Urghhhh, splutter…, mmmm strawberry”
“Now where did that hamster get too?”
Picks up the hamster and tosses it to Elfkin477, who flubs the catch – makes it to third before Mirror Image egamI rorriMis all the way out of the pit. Starts building spiderweb.
<builds 3 Cootie bugs to put into twickster47’s web>
<rolls (pi)d(i), and looks up the result on the Weather Adjustment Table… ooh! hail!>
<ships 2 coffee and 1 tobacco>
<plays an Upper Right Riposte with a Head Shot against keithmac> Sorry, dude, There Can be Only One. You’d better hope for the right block or dodge card.
Okay, as the penalty dance, twickster47 has to do…
…The Macarena
Aha! * lays down 8 cards * A reverse flush!
*As part of her very special rendition of the Macarena, winds superstrength streamers around Monstre who is so entranced by my dancing that I am able to completely immobilize him/her. Attaches keithmac and Monstre on either side of the the web, which turns out to be…
WHEEL. OF. FORTUNE.
“May I have an S?”
“Freak it, I’m getting dizzy here”
Rolls d% 97, I fummbled the dodge roll.
23 on the dodge fumble table, looks it up
– In attempting to dodge, you move the wrong dirrection, and get hit in the eye –
“Hey twickster47 have you got something about tieing me up, or something?”
“hey keithmac, you keep letting me, why not?”
tiddles a big stack of winks, hitting a bull’s-eye
“I’d like to buy a vowel…U?”
Mature?? Mature, my Aunt Fanny!!
covers twicksy with a double-barrel assault of Silly String[sup]TM[/sup] then does twosies thru fivesies with jacks
That’s an additional 923 points for me, advancing me to Diamond Level. That entitles me to a dancing boy. Where the heck is my dancing boy???
“Could someone please help untie me”
squirming like a worm towards the Kitchen
“Oh and I think it was Aunt Fanny in the Kitchen with Professor Plum.
Did I get it right?”
“Your dancing boy is right over here, FairyChatMom – here, let me help you!”
Winds superstrength streamers around FairyChatMom and tosses her in the Jell-O pit
“Simon says – put your right hand on your left knee!”
cha cha cha
do si do
jump
jive
wail
OW! Bloody hamster bit me.
comes out of the kitchen, freed at las, but cothered head to foot in olive oil
‘At last, bwahahahah, Castle to Mornington Crescent, Ker-Plunk’
‘I announce check mate in 23 moves,quake with fear you tiny mortals!’