The Totally Chaotic Game With No Rules - Play Along!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
181

Jumps to king, and slaps his pawn back on the board so he can move to Broadway and place a hotel on Main Street, all the while declaring Hamadryad did it in the Bar Room with the pistol, leaving Swiddles alone in the car with Jessica2 while Chique rolls a “4” to establish a point, putting 2:1 odds on thinksnow’s, lno’s, Gingy’s, and Ender24’s saving throw against lurkernomore’s attack on the Sahara with 4 armies, which totally flies in the face of malkavia’s move to Free Parking to collect the $1875 left in the “House Rules” money pit while keeping vix in check.

Trust me, I know how these things work.

And to think that Nacho4Sara wanted to take Eastern US.

Tripler
A vanity search’s worst nightmare.

182

<puts blue peg in the passenger seat of car and accidentally runs over keithmac’s foot> Sorry, man.

183

uses FairyChatPowers[sup]TM[/sup] to dissolve streamers and levitate out of Jello pit, slips into locker room and changes into swimsuit, submerges neck deep in conveniently located hot tub

I call a Time Out for me…

184

rolls an eighty-seven on an eleventy-billion sided die

Hm…I choose to forgo my pulling a block from the tower.

uses the Star of Power card to get a Free Roll

rolls an eleventy-billion

Whoo! I found Carmen Sandiego!

Dare!

185

<puts Carmen Sandiego in backseat of car>
<rolls dice> 37! <drives car into wall>

186

[kirk]
The name of the game is Fizzbin…
[/kirk]

187

I want to see the rule book.

188

<bad Mexican accent>

Rule book? We don’ need no steenkeen’ rule book!

</bad Mexican accent>

189
  • with a burst of Monstre Strength[sup]TM[/sup], breaks free of streamer bonds *

him/her???

  • puffs out Monstrely chest in very manly way *

  • yodels, Tarzan style *

  • spins the bottle *

  • wonders who it will point to when it stops… *

190

Well, then there’s no rule against me asking for it …

191

Oh great Ouija board, what do you say?

M-Y-F-I-S-T-I-S-T-H-E-R-U-L-E

Uh oh. Pucky, you better watch out.

192

*senses waning power of superstrength streamers, joins FairyChatMom in the hot tub for a little middle-aged-women bonding chat – and coalition building…

193

Hmm, what was that spell again?

Oh yes

FIREBALL**!!**

<rolls critical failure, hat catches on fire>

Drat! Anybody got a pile of chicken feathers or a hoopak?

194

I guess I was asking for it.

(Examines Gopher’s Quija board.)

Hmmm. A close examination of the dimples here reveals only one possible conclusion:

I won Florida.

195

TIG TAG TAG TOG!

196

You fool! You can’t TIG on a TOG!

197

Can too! You can’t, however, double tig a tag!

198

<teaches my cow-creature to eat villiagers>

All right! I got 1200 belief points!

199

As a non-interrupt fast effect I’ll drop my copy of Law School Basics and pick up a 246-defense Serpentskin Armor.

200

successfully managed to form the Laser-Laser-Bobazer-Banannafannafofazer-Mazer

Yes!

rolls an str + dex check

Aww…the gun is too heavy for me to pick up. But this means that I get to spin the wheel!

spins Whoo! I’ve stumbled into the Perimeter of Wisdom!