goes into previously mentioned locker room, washes Jell-O out of hair. dries hair with a towel
A-ha! A new weapon!
snaps at random people with wet towel
ouch!
licks finger, finds direction wind is blowing (south-south-west), and…
TAG!
You can’t double-teg a tog, and if you tag him, you have to jump around like a kangaroo.
Well, if he’s going to tig you back, you have to drop to your knees and take your trousers down!
Wins the immunity idol because of her extensive knowledge of 4-letter words ending in “u”
Luxuriating in the hot tub, snaps her fingers…
“Hey cabana boy! Monstre! Bring me a big Diet Dr Pepper and some chocolate truffles!”
Brandishes the wand of power
“And then do the chicken dance!” (“Make me do the macarena, will you? mumble mumble.”)
I get 1/2 a point.
- Hello opalcat.
OMG THAT’S 40000000000000000000000 points!!! YES!!!
I win.
Sorry, but due to extreme overuse, that is now worth:
-14,309,866 points.
You are now 13,981,284 points behind…
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puts down score pad *
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snarfs chocolate truffles *
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with a surge of will, takes a running leap *
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does a Monstre-Sized[sup]TM[/sup] cannonball into the hot tub *
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begins the chicken dance *
DA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!
Challenges twickster’s knowledge of four letter words ending with “u”. Play is held for review. Please demonstrate, twickster.
sighs, rolls eyes
Babu, beau, chou, ecru, frau, fugu, guru, juju, kudu, lieu, luau, lulu, menu, prau, raku, tabu, thou, tofu. tolu, tutu, unau, zebu
Proper nouns: Ainu, Alou, Attu, Esau, Jehu, Jesu, Maru, Namu, Oahu, Peru, Ragu, Sabu, Sulu, Urdu, Yalu, Zasu, Zulu
Foreign words: Blau, bleu, peau, veau,
Acronyms: ACLU, WCTU
Hyphenated words: Non-U
Two-word phrases: Et tu
Variant spellings: emeu, iglu, thru
The MacDairmud – see my profile (or the “what I do for a living” thread) for why that challenge was a really, really bad idea.
Your penalty for an unsuccessful challenge is … um… To strip down, cover yourself in chocolate and Rice Krispies, and run the gauntlet of maraschino cherries and whipped cream.
keithmac cast’s Polymorph Self.
I am now Bippy the Beardless (thanks Tuba)
Rolls d100 + d100i
32 + 24i, I move the Vorlon Heavy Cruiser from St Petersberg to the imaginary plane.
Draws Card, and plays Vogon Constructor Fleet
I place the constructor fleet over twickster47’s head.
“Don’t try any quick moves with those streamers of yours or you’ll be sorry”
*Twickster, who’s been kind of enjoying tying up keithmac, finds the idea of tying up Bippy the Beardless a little kinky – and not in a good way
*places the tiara of ten thousand talents on her head
*quells Monstre with a look – he ceases thrashing about and awaits further orders
*plays “stone” to BuckleberryFerry’s “scissors,” sending BuckleberryFerry down the longest, twistiest chute to the 43rd sub-basement
*takes the ladder up to the top level, kicking out rungs below her as she climbs
*Does the dance of joy
Guilty.
I was looking at my girlfirend like, “Did you post without checking to see who was logged in?”
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shakes head and looks around *
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wondering what has momentarily soothed the savage Monstre *
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sees twickster kicking out the rungs *
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springs into the air, reaching for the top level, claws grasping for the platform *
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misses *
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catches hold of something on the way down :::RIIIPPPPPP::: *
Wha…?
- quickly tucks twickter’s torn bikini bottoms behind back *
- whistles innocently *
So, is it my turn yet? Where are the dice?
I stand in awe, twickster. I also stand covered in chocolate and rice krispies, and some maraschino cherries and whipped cream.
I think i’m going to duck out for a quick shower now.
*standing on the platform of victory, graciously accepting the huzzahs of the crowd below, feels a rather peculiar breeze
“Yo Mirror Image egamI rorriM! Throw me one of those towels!”
*wraps the towel around her waist and returns to graciously accepting the huzzahs of the crowd below
“yeah, yeah, huzzahs, fine, I totally win this game and this is it? Monstre, bring around the classic convertible of your choice.”
*hang-glides off the platform of victory, landing next to the convertible, climbs on the back of the back seat in classic beauty queen position
“Won’t you fine competitors all join me in the victory lap?”
*Bippy and The MacDairmuid scramble hurriedly into the car before the twickster has a chance to change her notoriously capricious mind
*Monstre pulls out smoothly and twickster begins doing the “unscrewing a lightbulb” wave
*smacks Bippy and The MacDairmuid when they also start waving to the cheering throngs
“This is my victory lap, you fools!”
Hahahahahhahahhahahahaha!
I drew a Sorry! [Eunice voice]Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-reeeeeeeee!!![/Eunice voice]
The person closest to my home has to go back to Start now!
I live in Cincinnati. Who’s closest to me??
Since I have played Patton and the 3rd Army in the Akron space, his zone of control extends to Cincinnati. Therefore, I become King of the game for 1 turn.
I hereby decree all Jello Pits shall be drained and refilled with…
CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!!
That is all.
(Slinks back to the Green Room, discards Patton and the 3rd Army, draws 2 tiles to fill his hand to 7, looks at the tiles Kaiser Bill and “z”) How can I play this?
Let’s play twenty questions. It’s a Thing. Okay. Go.
No.
No.
Yes.
No.
No.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
Yeah.
Yep.
No.
Yeah.
No.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Must…! …not…!
::: struggling to contain… :::
…comment…!
