The Totally Free Thread

Uh uh, did I shock Q.E.D.? I’m all aghast now! I’m a good girl, Q.E.D., honest! Don’t tell my Mom about this!

[/Will Ferrel]
Maybe you do…and maybe you DO!
[Will Ferrel]

[sub]No, who am I kidding. I meant the president :([/sub]

Well, I know which I’d rather see…and its name ain’t George!

Aw, now I’m all disappointed! Happy, you tease!

Hmm… do women name their bits?
(as some men do)

(not me)

I don’t. And I must ask, what’s the point of men naming theirs?

It helps to know who you’re talking to.

Well some men store their brains there. So it seems appropriate to name it too.

And since my last comment sounds exactly like something a woman would say I feel I should point out - I am a man.

Happy: And why would you talk to your…um…'happy maker?"

Lobsang: Prove it.

<undoes zip, pulls trousers down>

<applauds>

<undoes zip, pulls trousers down>

So what should I tell her?

It’s a her?!

Whaa…? I thought this thread would be loaded with links for Freebies.

Dang!

Oh, come on. Everybody knows there’s no free thread.

I’m sorry, I meant “her” to be KCSuze.
And I was actually talking to my…er, never mind.

:smack:

Hi ** mrsface’s mom**!