The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

[Skywatcher]

@Rick_Kitchen

Individual 1, Melania, and Mike Pence all ignored social distancing and planted a tree on the White House grounds today for Earth Day. Individual 1’s incomprehensible statement:
“We’re planting 10 beautiful specimen trees. They’re specimens. All specimens. People may think that’s an exaggeration or that’s a Trump term. Actually, they’re sold as specimens. They cost more money but they are better. I buy a lot of ‘em,”
Trump mocked for planting trees on Earth Day amid his continued failure to deal with climate crisis | The Independent | The Independent

Reminds me of John Madden trying to suss out what a cantilever is:

@Skywatcher

“And then kinda out, too, and then…that’s probably because it’s a…a cantilever. This is a cantilever field. And, yaknow, ‘cantilever’ I think means this stuff where we’ve got this overhang. See, I think…I think when you go up and come out like that, that means ‘cantilever’…or that’s what ‘cantliever’ means. And we got a cantilever stadium here and…and then we’re up above in the cantilever…the cantilever’s over our head and we’re up above lookin’ down.” - Madden rambling during a game at the University of Washington.