“Those Urpeens are just a bunch of goddam godless Socialists! They’re giving out free money(EWWW!) to people who haven’t earned it or shown their worthiness. This is Murika where poor people have the guaranteed right to die of starvation and Wealth Creators have the guaranteed right to make money no matter what! If God liked those people he wouldn’t have made them poor, amirite? Didn’t Jaysus say, ‘The poor you will always have with you’? Well, so there, says right there in the Good Book, not to mention the Declarashun of Independence and the Constitutitutitution. God bless America!”