Nm
I just wish an asteroid would strike shit-kicking fly-over country.
Well, just see if I stop my combine to wave at YOUR plane anymore…
Can it skip Wisconsin? I REALLY like the cheese, bratwurst, and beer.
Well, OK, but Green Bay still has to go.
No, on second thought, Green Bay can absolutely stay. I’d kick lots of shit to keep watching the Pack. Green Bay is exempt.
But other than that, screw sheep shagger land.
But…but…they SAID employees would get bonuses and stuff!
A reporter asked Sarah Huckster about the reporter who was roughed up at the Pruitt conference and she “refused to discuss hypotheticals”.
Trump is inviting Devin Nunes and Trey Gowdy to review classified information which Trump says proves the FBI was surveilling his campaign. But no Democrats are invited
Republicans, no Democrats, to attend meeting on FBI campaign surveillance: White House | Reuters?
It’s the sons and their pals. Great hunters both (Eric and Don Jr.) probably lacking some requisite heads to mount in their trophy rooms.
Trump overturns (what was that guys name again?) ban on importing elephant trophies for his little darlings.
I’m good with saving Wisconsin. Cheetolini once claimed that Canada and Mexico were raping and murdering Wisconsin on trade; House Republican 
actually set the issue straight as Wisconsin has trade surpluses with both countries. And beer, cheese, brats.
That’s why they call it a ‘bone us’.
Wisconsin? You mean the state where a county sheriff, who upon noticing our Ontario plates, tossed us in jail for not speeding on the interstate? That Wisconsin? Nuke it from orbit. Besides that, it’s in the way between TBay’s Loch Lomond and da UP’s Mt. Bohemia.
Surprised Nunes needed an invite, seeing how he already lives up Trump’s ass.
The world used to buy second-hand American ships and planes, now the US buys second-hand Popemobiles?
Consider it permission to come out.
Nunes didn’t bother actually reading it the last time he got classified info he’d been asking for. Why start now?
And his ignorant minions devour whatever shit he excretes.
I can get my beer from Brooklyn, my cheese from upstate NY (which, really, is not that much better than Wisconsin), and sausages from anywhere.
So long Wisconsin.
Well, I knew the Mexicans were rapists, but I was unaware the Canadians were murderers. (I’m sure they’re at least polite about it.)
Ah, but can you get Spotted Cow*, Inadvertent Aged Cheddar, and Real Beer Brats?
Oh, and the classic Brandy Old-Fashioned Sweet, best sipped at the local “supper club” while waiting for your All-You-Can-Eat Friday Night Fish Fry (Cod, Walleye or Trout, baked or beer-battered).
*(a tasty Farmhouse Ale, only available in Wisconsin… which is a shrewd marketing move, if my friend sneaking across the border to stock his All Spotted Cow Man-Cave Fridge in Chicago is any indicator)