The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Very well. I wasn’t using moron in the clinical sense. He has been a narcisstic asshole his entire life. It’s quite clear that his intellectual abilities have always been nothing more than average at best. And has always paid to get and keep friends and any supposed accolades that he has never actually earned.

His friends only look for hand out’s and Limo rides. Or a good divorce settlement or position in a government he is unwittingly destroying.

Allow me to borrow from our Founding Fathers - We hold these truths to be self-evident: Donald J. Trump is an asshole of the highest order. He cares nothing about others. His only concern is his own self-aggrandizement. Donald J. Trump will throw all concerns of honesty and fairness away at the slightest hint of expanding his own pocket book.

Perhaps not a moron then. But I have no problem calling him one. I do hope his activities destroys his so called empire. Only a ‘moron’ would do that.

This weirdo had a toilet gold plated. Not much more that your need to know about him.

#WhereIsMelania ?

Perhaps we could equip the underwear that ThelmaLou has observed on his head with EST wiring, which could be used to interrupt his more messed up rantings.

Would that make them more, or less, incomprehensible?

Tell him a McDonalds cheeseburger is in the corner. That’ll keep him busy for a long, long time.

Nah, he’ll only take a few minutes before he comes across some of Steve Bannon that sloughed off months ago and is still rotting away behind the curtains. He will grin and say he won as he chomps into the fetid flesh.

Of course that little scavenger hunt will keep up until John Dickerson ruins it all when he comes by and says “George W. Bush said the reason the Oval Office is round is there are no corners you can hide [Mcdonalds Cheeseburgers] in.”

Full-on EST results in the equivalent of a grand mal seizure, which causes loss of consciousness and loss of bladder control. So, I will venture, “more”.

Hanging out with Shelly Miscavige, maybe.

Pulling an Agatha Christie?

They found her tunnel, so my guess is she’s building a glider in the White House attic.

I thought the whole “kidney surgery” story was a bit suspicious from the start. Not because she was apparently in the hospital for several days, since I was in the hospital for most of a week after I had kidney surgery a few years ago. Although AIUI a lengthy hospital stay isn’t common for the procedure she purportedly had.

But if the surgery was for a benign condition, why the huge rush to perform it? My surgery didn’t happen for a month after the need for it was determined. Of course, I’m only a voter and a taxpayer – I’m not FLOTUS. But even so, you’d think they’d schedule the procedure at least a couple of days out so that her staff would have some time to clear her schedule.

So my current theory is that she was hospitalized after a suicide attempt. She’s in intensive psychotherapy now, which is why she hasn’t been seen in so long.

Or just a bad case of “I’m sick of all this shit. I’m taking some Me time. School’s out so I’m taking Barron with me.”

Did I miss a memo? I though he cancelled the summit:

Or an Aimee Semple McPherson?

(Og, I feel old just knowing about that …)

NY Times - Donald Trump’s Guide to Presidential Etiquette.

There then followed 42 bullet points of his various actions that have totally sullied the office of president of the United States.

I hope she’s working on her left hook and will flatten him in public the next time he tries to touch her.

“Oh, I thought it was a lizard on my shoulder”.

That’s a really great article.

I assumed Melania was badly beaten, with visible bruises as well as internal damage.

I like to think that the Secret Service would prevent that. Perhaps in the family quarters they wouldn’t get there in time to prevent some damage. In this White House, I would think something that salacious would have leaked by now. It does seem unusual.

Maybe Trump just told her to sit down and shut up, since she gets more positive press than he does.

I couldn’t finish it. Sickening.