The best D-Day news has to be this one.
We knew we couldn’t trust them when they burned down the White House in 1812, led by their mastermind Snidely Whiplash.
And, if anything bad happens to you, it is because you’ve been bad. Unless you’re them, in which case [pick below] caused it.
picks.
- the Devil
- Obama and Hillary
- they
- those people
Show of hands. Who else is hoping Mueller has something on Conway?
Conway’s husband is supplying Mueller with enough dirt to lock her up for years.
'I’m not in jail, these are alternative accommodations."
So about that meeting: did they ever bother to discuss federal emergency management? Or did Trump drag his whole cabinet there just to go around the table and discuss how awesome they all are?
Dear Rudy: Go pound sand. Targets of investigation don’t get to dictate how long the investigation goes on. You can either cooperate or you can get a subpoena delivered to your client. Your grasp of the law now is no better than your grip on reality. What is amazing is how you can mindlessly parrot your client’s obvious nonsense such as the special counsel’s office being nothing but Democrats. Do us a favor and crawl back under that rock with the other vermin.
You mean “How awesome he is.”
Another reason Donnie thinks the White House is a “dump” – it doesn’t even get the good TV channels:
Somebody* could point out to Trump that he can use his phone for more than just Twitter and calling Fox & Friends.
*assuming Trump has any friends, which he doesn’t.
Obviously she was speaking metaphorically. He’s commander of all dairy products.
Is he the Emperor of Ice Cream?
Donny Two Scoops, Emperor of Ice Cream…
And Roller of Big Cigars.
Synecdoche!
Seriously, if he can’t watch porn, how is he supposed to pick the next FLOTUS? UNFAIR!
During that whole FEMA meeting, not one word was said about Puerto Rico deaths.